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Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this traditional holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate most in life - in the case of THG, that means some of the turkeys we had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2009 ...

10. Kanye West and Richard Heene (tie). Perhaps it's unfair to include him by virtue of one incident, but Kanye's hijacking of Taylor Swift's VMA speech was an all-timer. He's almost as full of hot air as Richard Heene's invention.

9. The Kardashians. Pregnancies. Breakups. Marriages. Reality shows. Twitter accounts. Blogs. So many Kardashians, so few ways to escape them.

8. Miley Cyrus. Whether she's grinding on stripper poles, angering Asians, making up her own controversies or deleting her Twitter, the teen can be a bad influence.

7. Tila Tequila. A late entry to the list thanks to her ustream rant. There's no PR stunt she won't stoop to, or article of clothing she won't remove, to get attention. 

6. Spencer Pratt. 2008's top turkey staged two weddings, caused an epic fiasco on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, pimped his own wife to Playboy and pretended to get a vasectomy on The Hills. For him, a relatively tame year.

Sorry, Spencer Pratt. You're only our sixth biggest turkey this year.

5. Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston (tie). One's a possible 2012 presidential candidate, the other the 19-year-old unwed father of her grandson. Both have gone rogue (one baring all in Playgirl, the other in a book by that name). Neither shuts up.

4. Perez Hilton. Talk about a fowl human being. With every ounce of fame the celeb gossip magnate garners, the more his own celebrity goes to his head and the more damage he does to his own causes. That will.i.am fight won't be the last.

3. Dr. Conrad Murray. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

2. Carrie Prejean. The dethroned Miss California became a phenomenon after voicing her opposition to gay marriage. She went on to become a self-serving, hypocritical, lying solo sex tape star who throws hissy fits on Larry King.

1. Jon Gosselin. No explanation required. When you're talking about turkeys, there's the Ed Hardy-wearing d-bag and there's everyone else playing for second.

Grade A Douchebag

The biggest turkey of the year, ladies and gentlemen. Need we say more?

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Tuesday night on The Hills, Spencer Pratt was convinced Heidi Montag might be preggers, while Kristin Cavallari and BFF Stacie took off for a girls weekend.

As always, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back at the major developments on Tuesday's episode of The Hills, awarding and deducting points as we see fit ...

En route to Vegas, Stacie opines that her chances of hooking up are 90% while Kristin's are 65%. So she deems herself 25% more skanky? We'll buy it. Plus 3.

Forget Mr. Right, the girls say as they pre-party for their big night out in Sin City. Bring on Mr. Right Now! Groan. Minus 4. So creative and not at all scripted.

Scruffy Spencer Pratt pal Charlie is apparently the all-knowing oracle of baby-making schemes perpetrated by girls. Plus 2, because you gotta wonder why.

Bored with girls night out after like 15 minutes, Kristin Cavallari leaves a voicemail for a mystery man. Gee, we wonder who. Minus 3 for the fake suspense.

Spencer takes Heidi out for sushi to "test" her. She passes on wine, and on raw fish, then nonchalantly brings up neighbor Enzo to complete the trifecta. Plus 5.

Which couple from The Hills grosses you out more?

In the morning, Stacie learns Kristin brought a guy home and he's in her shower! Minus 5 for MTV expecting us to believe Justin-Bobby drove five hours in response to this booty call, but Plus 8 for him bathing for the first time in history.

Audrina Patridge has dinner with Justin-Bobby bud Derek and says she's DONE! She's SO over him! For GOOD! Until next week's promos, that is. Pathetic. Minus 14.

Kristin, Justin and Stacie hit a strip club, where the latter complains about being a third wheel. Minus only 1, though, because Kristin wants to "learn how to work a pole."

Plus 17 for the obligatory Kristin-Stacie kissing scene. These two girls are such attention whores, it's really sad in a way. But hey, at least they're good at it.

Charlie: "Dude, you gotta be you." Spencer: "Me is not a baby." LOL. Plus 12.

Justin: [in bed the next day] "How you feelin'?" Kristin: "Pretty bad, but not as bad as I should." Justin: "That's 'cause I'm here." Massive eye roll. Minus 8.

TOTAL: +12! SEASON TOTAL: +90! Kristin and Stacie may be painful at times, but you've gotta give them credit for stirring up trouble, which is their sole reason for existing. We love the Spencer-Charlie heart-to-hearts, too.

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On The City last night, Whitney Port moved forward with her fashion line, no thanks to Roxy Olin, while useless Olivia Palermo flaked out yet again over at Elle.

Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff breaks down the events on last night's episode, awarding and deducting points as we deem appropriate. Let's get to it ...

Kelly Cutrone to Roxy, on the models she picked for Whitney's look book shoot: "The theme is fairy tale tea party, not gothic nightmare." Snap! Plus 3.

Instead of Creative Director, Joe Zee's job at Elle should be Pusher of Erin Kaplan's Buttons, because it seems like that's all he typically does. Minus 2.

Erin tells Olivia Palermo that she should stress a little more. Plus 3, because let's face it, she's right. Moron simply doesn't care about doing a good job.

Thanks to a stunt in which champagne is sprayed on everyone, Roxy does her best to sabotage her BFF's photo shoot. Who saw that coming? Minus 4.

How do Olivia Palermo and Roxy Olin still have jobs?!

Rox makes up for it by starting a cute food fight with Whitney afterward. Plus 5, because it's hard to totally dislike Roxy Olin, even if she's a terrible worker.

Olivia screws up Erin's TV shoot, again seemingly out of laziness. Here's what we don't get about this show. In this economy, and particularly in a cutthroat publishing environment, how has she not gotten fired like 14 times already? Minus 8.

Whitney's fashion photos come out looking awesome! Plus 6. Also, an additional Plus 3 for Kelly not beating around the bush when it comes to the work that Whitney Port needs to do to become a successful designer. She's like a real boss!

This is pretty much the same complaint we just made about Olivia, but we feel it bears repeating. Kelly confides in Whitney about Roxy, saying she doesn't know what to do about her ... as if she can't FIRE HER AT ANY GIVEN INSTANT. Minus 11.

TOTAL: -5. SEASON TOTAL: +2. The City didn't do a lot for us this week. Girls flaking out at jobs they were given solely because they're on an MTV reality show and clearly don't deserve in the first place is getting old. We heart Whitney, though.

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are huge, hot movie stars who'll be working together on a new movie in which their respective characters make love in the shower.

Based on that, you can consider their respective relationships over.

That's the logic of the new Life & Style Weekly, which recalls "tearing clothing in a frenzy, mounting counter tops and thrusting against walls" in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Things got so hot and heavy in that 2005 film that Brad Pitt soon split from his wife, Jennifer Aniston, and found himself in Angelina Jolie's arms in real life, too!

But, what goes around comes around, and given the premise of The Tourist, it's basically inevitable that Angie will now leave Brad for Sexiest Man Alive Depp.

Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp

Sorry, Brad. What goes around comes around.

"The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower," the script teases, describing one provocative dream sequence. "Frank (Depp) walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara (Jolie) against the glass."

"Clutching at her slithery body, he proceeds to kiss her frantically," it continues. "She kisses him back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back."

Vanessa Paradis is apparently worried ... and for good reason!

This flick, slated for an early 2011 release, sure sounds steamy. You can bank on the fact that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will reunite by then at the latest.

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There are probably hordes of intelligent, well-informed Sarah Palin supporters out there who love the former Alaska Governor for substantive reasons.

But they sure weren't at her recent book signing in Columbus, Ohio.

These interviews conducted with people in line outside a Borders really speak for themselves. Let's just say there weren't a lot of issues being discussed ...

What do you think? Is this representative of Sarah Palin's entire fan base? Do you support her based on actual policies? Leave a comment and tell us why!

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Lindsay Lohan may be on the outs with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn't mean she's not thinking about her and thinking up ways to make her jealous.

For once, we're not talking about nightclub spazz-outs, either.

According to reports, Lindsay has agreed to pose in a new Terry Richardson spread in a French fashion magazine called Purple. And it's going to be a raunchy spread.

We're talking Lindsay Lohan pictures featuring the troubled starlet in some pretty racy positions, including some completely topless photos and even a threesome.

Duck and Cover

Avert your eyes ... or don't! There are Lindsay topless pics to come!

Also interestingly, the threesome shot will find Lindsay sandwiched between a man and woman. Half of that equation is sure to bother Sam, and that's the point.

A source says: "Any photos of Lindsay with another girl in a provocative manner will, of course, irk Sam. Lindsay knows what she’s doing when she sets this up.”

Whatever that means, we look forward to seeing it, and the subsequent Twitter meltdown, and 3 a.m. visit by police after the neighbors complain of screaming.

Maybe she'll even call Michael Lohan about it and he'll leak the recording to Radar Online. That way we'll get to hear about it from her perspective as well.

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Tila Tequila is not known for keeping her clothes on. Or for not appearing in videos that appear online as desperate ploys for attention. That's her bread and butter.

Just the same, the "Internet celebrity" says the leaked, alleged Tila Tequila sex tape making the rounds on the world wide 'net isn't her - and she's gonna sue!

So UNhot

After a 10-second clip of Tila in a compromising position surfaced on the website 4tube.com, Tila’s lawyers said her laptop was stolen and action would be taken.

Tila, however, sings a different tune on Twitter, writing: “There is no sex tape! If I had one it would have come out a long time ago, don’t you think? Geez.”

She makes a valid point. She would've leaked it herself.

A relatively classy Tila Tequila pic. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Tequila also acknowledges that her attorneys are taking action against whomever is slandering her: “Whomever is out there slandering my name, my attorney has filed to take action. You don’t f--k with me & think you can get away with it!”

THG NOTE: Can you really slander her of all people by suggesting she would make a sex tape? There was an insane Tila Tequila nude video rant last week.

Anyway, Tila's lawyer is working OT this week. She is currently suing her ex boyfriend, NFL star Shawne Merriman, for allegedly battering her this fall.

She is requesting $1.5 million in damages, but given that police did not pursue criminal charges against Merriman, we have doubts she'll be getting it.

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Whatever your political leanings, Michelle Obama pictures are normally things of classic beauty and grace. One offensive image is causing quite a stir on Google, however.

In fact, the Internet giant has purchased online ads on its own site in an effort to explain to users why a racially offensive image of Michelle Obama keeps on appearing.

Not only does it show up, it's in the top row of Google Image search results.

The Google ad, titled "Offensive Search Results," tries to diffuse the situation and distance the company from the result, which its own algorithms retrieve. Ironic.

"Sometimes our search results can be offensive. We agree," it reads, going on to explain why certain search results appear, and why they may be so highly ranked.

An offensive Michelle Obama picture (not this one) has Google scrambling.

Interestingly, the same Michelle Obama picture had been taken down by Google in the recent past because it violated its guidelines by serving malware to visitors.

Now, however, the offensive photo, which depicts the First Lady in an extremely, racially insensitive light, is on another site that does not violate Google rules.

And there's nothing Google can or will do about it except explain that it can't or won't manipulate its results. Which, clearly, is why the company is so successful.

Google has taken out explanation-oriented ads for other search terms that may turn up offensive results, including a similar one on Image searches for "Jew."

We haven't posted the full-size offensive image of Mrs. Barack Obama, but here's a screen cap, and you can run your own Image search if you're so inclined.

Michelle Obama Offensive Pic

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When you already have 14 small children you can't support and are one of the biggest drains on society, what incentive do you have to stop there?

Such is the conundrum of the Octomom.

3 of 14

In a new interview for Good Morning America, Nadya Suleman doesn't dismiss the idea of having more children down the line. It's what she does.

"If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married, that's like another chapter," Suleman says of getting pregnant again ... God help us all.

The mother, interviewed in her home in La Habra, Calif., as she gets her kids ready for bed, says that she typically sleeps 2-3 hours a night.

No clue how much meth she uses to counter the fatigue.

ALL SMILES: Life is good when you sponge off others.

She spends $1,000 in food and 700 diapers per week, goes through 4.5 gallons of milk and eight loads of laundry per day, and her team of five nannies funded entirely by California taxpayers costs her about $10,000 per month.

That is part of the reason why, Suleman says, she agreed to allow a film documentary crew to follow her around for a series of documentaries (not a "reality TV show"), including one that's already aired in the United Kingdom.

Her payment: approximately $250,000 in the first year.

"I'm dammed if I do and dammed if I don't," she says. "Because if I don't do what I need to do in the media to support the kids, I can't take care of them."

Here's the problem with the giant attention seeker's logic, though. If it weren't for the documentary, she'd have no money. She clearly didn't plan on it ahead of time, and what happens when people lose interest and the bills keep piling up?

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The best thing about this Heidi Montag album cover preview?

You don't have to listen to her sing in order to peep it.

Baby Pratt?!

Following a terrible performance at this summer's Miss Universe pageant, The Hills star is taking the leap into the recording world – and she's perfectly aware of what the business is about. Her album, naturally, is called Superficial.

With the album due out January 12, Montag is ready for whatever whirlwind comes her way, telling People, "This cover is a shout out to the '80s!"

"It makes you remember when you just had to run out to the record store and get your favorite album. How you just dreamt of those tapes."

Heidi Montag pays tribute to the mix tape.

Having been born in September 1986, we're sure those memories are extremely fond for the 'tag. Liz Ciganovich, the album's production and art director, said she got the idea for an '80s tribute after seeing Montag's Overdosin' video:

"It reminded me of Olivia Newton John's Let's Get Physical in the '80s. I thought, 'Let's do a shot that says '80s – lets pay homage to the mix tape!'"

"The hunt was on. I believe I purchased every mixed tape in L.A.!"

Regrettably, a Heidi Montag album won't have other artists on it.