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"I want you to lay next to me, on me, wherever you want to lay. F***! Why didn’t we find each other years ago. We wouldn’t be having this conversation.” - Tiger Woods

As a night club promoter and serial adulterer, Rachel Uchitel is no stranger to celebrity. But she says her affair with Tiger Woods was more than just a fling.

"In every story, you need a villain and a hero," she told OK! in an interview. "I’ve been characterized as the villain. People have called me a home wrecker."

"I make mistakes, but I’m not a tramp, a gold digger, or a whore. I have good qualities. When you’re judged by the nation, it’s really difficult. It’s horrible."

Woods clearly believed his marriage was a sham - he told some of his many mistresses as much - but Uchitel apparently meant more to him than the rest.

The topic of Tiger's relationship with Rachel was what sent his wife Elin through the roof. According to various reports, he said he was in love with Rachel.

“Tiger told her he would divorce his wife for her,” an insider says, adding that Tiger Woods "desperately wanted to leave Elin and their kids to be with her."

Did Tiger Woods plan on leaving Elin for Rachel Uchitel?

In an e-mail obtained by In Touch Weekly, he gushed, “I know it’s brutal on you that you can’t be with me all the time. I get it. It f***ing kills me, too."

The golf great continued: "I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found. Not even at home. You want someone to witness your life."

After Rachel Uchitel replied and complained that she didn’t feel like hashing out the relationship over email, a solemn Tiger wrote back, “You don’t have to answer that e-mail. I just wanted you to know what’s going on inside me.”

BARF! This was before Tiger and Rachel got into a fight after he questioned her motives and accused her of sleeping with him because he was famous.

“I don’t know if this is going to work,” he said. “I thought I was getting to know you, but it feels like I’m just another guy who happens to be famous."

"Some parts of your past really get to me," Woods wrote of his lover's previous flings with David Boreanaz and Derek Jeter. "I don’t know what person I was falling for so hard. The one I got to know, or the one who likes famous people."

"I am so confused."

Needless to say, so are we, Tiger. Over how we misjudged you so badly for the last dozen years. We hope it was all worth it. Sleaze.

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Is reformed, rebellious Hollywood hell-raiser Mickey Rourke getting married?

That's the rumor going around, according to the New York Post, which reports that Mickey is making plans to wed Russian beauty Elena Kuletskaya in 2010.

Despite rumors that he was dating Cheyenne Tozzi in September, Rourke and Kuletskaya have supposed been together "for several months" at this point.

Moreover, he popped the question last week, the Post reports.

The star told friends he's planning a Moscow wedding in April.

Elena Kuletskaya: The future Mrs. Mickey Rourke?

"They haven't booked a venue or made any solid plans, but he wants to do it in April and have a traditional Russian wedding ceremony," a friend of his said.

Kuletskaya reportedly dumped Russian pop star Dima Bilan for Rourke, whom she's been tutoring in her language for his role as "Whiplash" in Iron Man 2.

Mickey Rourke has already hit it off with his mother-in-law-to-be: spies saw him giving Elena's mom the star treatment at The Bank at Wonderland in LA.

It will be the third trip to the altar for Rourke, who cleaned up his bad-boy image and revived his career with an Oscar-nominated role in The Wrestler.

He and actress Debra Feuer ended their eight-year marriage in 1989. The actor and second wife Carre Otis wed in 1992 and were together until 1998.

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A Tiger Woods mistress that has yet to be identified - but whose lawyer is already commenting to the media - says Woods told her his marriage was all for show.

"It's only for publicity," said Woods to one of his many lovers.

Tiger Woods Rollin'

The Orlando woman, who claims to have lurid details of an alleged two-year affair with Tiger Woods, says his lawyer has already been in contact with her lawyer.

Michael O'Quinn says his client, who he still won't ID by name, met Tiger Woods at Roxy Nightclub in Orlando, Florida in 2004. That's pretty much his M.O.

Tiger Woods was engaged at the time. They hit it then and after he wed.

Nice to see such respect for the sanctity of marriage. Hard to believe some people don't want to let other human beings have the right. Just saying as an aside.

Tiger Woods with fake wife Elin Nordegren and their daughter Sam.

The woman, then a 20-year-old cocktail waitress, claims she went back to Tiger's and had sex the night they met, and then carried on an affair for two years.

At a point she says she wanted out of the relationship because Tiger had married Elin Nordegren. She claims Tiger told her his marriage was just for show.

That's a lovely thought, isn't it? Marrying someone for good PR, and having two small children, when you plan on having sex with everything that moves?

Somehow we don't imagine Joslyn James, who became Tiger's eighth named mistress Tuesday night, will be the last to come forward with tales of trysts.

We just hope Elin moves out soon if she has any self-respect.

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Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are broken up, and are barely on speaking terms. But they are still living together because that makes total sense.

Jon’s ex-girlfriend, who he took up with after leaving Kate, says “we are not together. But it’s complicated. We’re still living together but he’s away.”

It's true, Jon is away on "business" quite often. Hailey was just deposed by TLC in the network’s breach of contract case against the reality star.

She maintains they never discussed business, even on their trip to France this summer when they stayed on designer Christian Audigier’s yacht.

“All I knew was that I was going to France and we were going to spend time on Christian’s yacht," Hailey Glassman said of their first public trip.

"I knew Jon was maybe going to do a line with Christian, that's it.”

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Fighting back tears, the 22-year-old reformed party girl describes her time with Jon Gosselin in unflattering terms - like “a joke that was on me.”

“Welcome to my nightmare,” Hailey reflects.

“I’m not on speaking terms with my own mother because of Jon. He’s thrown a huge fork in my family. That’s the saddest part about all of this."

“When all the cheating accusations came out this summer, and I’d catch him lying, he’d call my mother and tell her ‘I love Hailey, I would never cheat on her. Those other girls are whores and they’re trying to extort money from me.’"

“At that point I would actually break up with Jon and tell him to leave me alone. My mom would then come to me and say, ‘Jon’s a great guy.’"

“He would manipulate my mother because he knew my mother and I were best friends. He would manipulate my mother to get back to me.”

Now all Hailey Glassman wants is to start over. She might want to start by getting her own apartment, in that case. Just an idea.

“I just want this all to be over,” she says. “I want him out of my life. I want my family to come back together. I feel like I’ve been in crazy land, in a tank of piranhas. I think Jon needs to relearn to love himself before he can even have friendships.”

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He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's had many transgressions
But he's not confessin'
To what we should hear
He's the MOST unfaithful GUY
OF the year!

The holiday season is unquestionably one of the most wonderful times of each calendar year, whatever your family's religious or personal beliefs may be.

What better way to ring in a magical time in our lives than by celebrating Tiger Woods' unfaithfulness and epic horn-dog behavior? Having been linked to Joslyn James last night, his mistress count now stands at eight. Eight confirmed.

Pretty soon, you know he's going to hit 12, opening up some 12 Girls of Tiger potential. But for now, here's a Christmas carol parody dedicated to Tiger ...

We know. It's no slow jam voicemail remix, but hey. There's a time for raw seduction and a time to focus on getting people into the holiday spirit ... Tiger style!

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Our celebrity fashion face-offs, in which you the reader vote on who wore an outfit best, usually center on identical or very similar getups stars wear to events.

Case in point: Alicia Keys and Carrie Underwood.

Their talent is unquestioned. Their fashion sense?

The disco-inspired dresses the beautiful singers recently were spotted in look pretty similar, but there can be only one winner when the gloves come off in our survey:

Keys and Carrie

Who wore this better?

 

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Christina Fulton, mother of Nicolas Cage's eldest child Weston, has sued the actor for fraud and breach of contract, escalating his financial and legal nightmare.

The mother of Cage's 18-year-old son alleges she's been caught in the web of his financial mismanagement and is now more than $1.2 million in debt herself.

A Nic Cage Picture

Cage stated in an October lawsuit he's facing financial ruin.

After allegedly being duped by a former accountant, Samuel Levin, he owes $6.3 million in back taxes, recently defaulted on a $2 million loan, and has begun a sell-off of homes, cars, yachts and other possessions to recoup his losses.

Christina Fulton says she was provided an L.A. home years ago by Cage in exchange for raising Weston, and believed the property was under her name.

That is until Cage gave her a 60-day notice to get out.

She says she now owes the IRS more than $1 million, she says, in addition to $250,000 in unpaid credit card debt, for which she also blames Cage.

All told, Fulton says damages to her exceed $13 million.

Cage's attorney Marty Singer responded: "This lawsuit is ridiculous and absurd. Nicolas Cage has given her approximately three million every year for many years, even though he was only obligated to pay her six thousand a month."

"We expect this lawsuit to be promptly thrown out."

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Breaking news: Tiger Woods has been linked to a mistress! Oh, that doesn't narrow it down. He's been linked to a porn star! Wait, that doesn't even do it.

Adult film star actress Joslyn James, according to sports site Deadspin, Fox News and the Huffington Post, is the latest woman to allege an affair with Tiger.

She would talk about "all the freaky sh!t Tiger dug in bed," according to a "co-worker."

James, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, and who specializes in kinky sex, was Woods' "full-time" mistress, several sources have reported.

Siwik-Daniels / Joslyn James has provided "years of faithful service to [Woods'] virulent sexual appetite," according to one woman who knows her.

Sounds right up his alley and like just his type. As in she has a pulse.

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Joslyn James: Tiger Woods' "full-time" mistress. Whatever that means.

The tattooed brunette, who is based in Las Vegas, would be - if true - at least the eighth named go-to girl linked to the married world's #1 golfer.

That's right, he has seven other mistresses. That we know. Give it time.

Might we see any/all of Tiger's girls in the buff? Besides the adult stars?

Porn king Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, Joslyn's sometime boss, has offered $1 million to any of Woods' mistresses to star in a skin flick.

Woods was previously reported to have slept with Holly Sampson, whose credits include Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife.

Perhaps a collaboration with James, Woods and Sampson is in order?

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If you listen to music today, you're bound to hear some if not most artists aided by Auto-Tune, a phase vocoder that corrects pitch in vocal performances.

Thus, it has enabled individuals with no ability to sing, such as Kanye West, Heidi Montag and Britney Spears, among many others, to pretend they can!

In addition to correcting inaccuracies, auto-tuning vocoders can also be used to amusingly distort a human voice if pitch is dramatically raised or lowered.

Using this technology, you can turn anything into a good song. That said, below is a video detailing the year that was: synched up and perfectly in tune!

Here's Spencer Pratt, Octomom, Lady Gaga, Balloon Boy, Jon Gosselin, Sully the airline pilot, Kanye himself and even the U.S. President recapping 2009 ...

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John Stamos of Full House fame says he was targeted by blackmailers who threatened to sell so-called "compromising" photos of him unless he coughed up $680,000.

Allison Coss and Scott Sippola of Marquette, Mich., were arrested last week in an FBI sting operation after they met with an undercover agent, posing as a Stamos rep.

John Stamos Pic

The sting went down at a Michigan airport and they got busted.

After police raided the suspects' home, they discovered three John Stamos pics, a piece of paper with the actor's cell phone number on it, and a list of three celebrity gossip magazines with contact numbers for each, according to the affidavit.

If John Stamos can be blackmailed, who among us is safe?

Stamos was vacationing in Florida when he met Coss. At the time, the pair and another pal attended a party where pictures were allegedly taken of the actor.

Following the party, he began receiving email threats from a person who allegedly demanded $680,000 from Stamos or else the pics would be sold to a tabloid.

The affidavit did not describe the photos, but Stamos was told they would "cause harm" to his reputation if released. No word on when the pictures were taken.

Man, $680,000 for compromising John Stamos pics. Imagine what images proving a Tiger Woods overdose (or cellphone shots of the golfer naked) might fetch.