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She is going broke. Friends worry she will die. But rehab be damned.

This week on the party circuit, Lindsay Lohan ran into a few of her old carousing companions, including Paris Hilton, and former flame Samantha Ronson.

Amazingly, not a single police reports is believed to have been filed!

First, she hit Bardot, where Sam was chilling. The twosome somehow kept the peace. "Things seemed amicable between Linds and Sam," a source said.

"Usually the pair doesn't engage. They did this time in a friendly way."

What a Frickin' Wreck

Will Lindsay Lohan get help before it's too late?

After that, it was off to a private party in the Hills where Paris Hilton was on hand but trying to stay incognito. Amazingly, Paris may be a good role model for Lindsay.

Lohan partied until 6 a.m., with bodyguard in tow and cigarette in hand.

On the plus side, she didn't fall like she did last weekend at Les Deux.

Stumbling outside the infamous club, she ended up in the fetal position in the back seat of her car. No cacti were involved, but nevertheless, another crazy night for LL.

Classy chick, this one. You really wonder when and if she'll get a clue.

The only good thing we can say here? Michael Lohan has yet to comment because he's too busy getting engaged to and trying to procreate with Kate Major. Gross.

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Nike's new Tiger Woods ad - released just hours before the golfer's return to the sport at The Masters - is a confessional, solemn and emotional commercial.

It's also an ad from a sponsor that pays him eight figures a year. Tiger himself says not a single word in the spot, but his melancholy stare speaks volumes.

His late father, Earl Woods, Tiger's mentor (and a known philanderer himself), narrates the Nike commercial, thanks to excerpts from a previous interview.

With the golfer stoic in black and white, Earl's voiceover says: "Tiger, I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion. I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are, and ... did you learn anything?"

Words that come to mind include "moving," "strange," "creepy," "bizarre" and "genius." It may be a little of each. Nike is clearly seeking to humanize its poster boy, but is this a tactless way of doing it? Is it really just a means of salvaging its own brand?

Check it out below and see what you think ...

While Elin Woods isn't putting out for Tiger, Nike clearly is when it comes to resurrecting his tarnished image. You'd almost think he were the victim here.

Thoughts? Tiger Woods' new ad for Nike is ...

 

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A man of his word, Jon Gosselin made good on a threat to file legal papers asking a Pennsylvania judge for primary custody of his children with Kate Gosselin.

Jon also wants the child support order that is currently in place - in which the huge douchebag is on the hook for a huge sum every month - reviewed by the judge.

Jon claims the arbitrator in the divorce "failed to take into consideration the numerous factors provided for by the law in PA." Such as Jon being a broke loser?

His lawyer, Anthony F. List, said earlier this week that Kate is an "absentee mom" and that her being on Dancing with the Stars is the latest, flagrant example.

Team Kate hit back that Jon's attempt to win custody is "pathetic."

The worst part about this custody fight? Someone has to win.

Mark Momjian, her attorney, hit back at him, saying Jon's motives are transparent: "He's never questioned her ability to provide for their children. He's out of the limelight, while 23 million people are watching Kate on Dancing with the Stars."

Way to get in an irrelevant dig there about who's more famous.

Momjian adds, more validly, how it's ironic that Kate is effectively the breadwinner, but when she goes to earn a living he then says she's not caring for the kids.

The lawyer defended Kate's parenting and says the legal documents filed by Jon are so "incoherent" and flawed that he expects the judge to throw the case out.

Momjian says that Jon Gosselin, who owes $20,000 a month in support and may be simply looking for a way to circumvent that, is out for Jon alone, adding:

"Do I think his motivation is the children's best interest. Squarely no."

Who should have custody of the Gosselin children?

 

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Jesse James has finally found something he and Sandra Bullock can agree on - and a piece of gossip pertaining to him that he can actually deny.

There is no Jesse James sex tape or tapes. Period.

Bullock denied it earlier this week after Internet reports surfaced that her cheating husband had starred in at least a dozen homemade sex tapes.

And Nazi videos, which would be more credible.

James has now shot down the story too, claiming he has never been in any sex tapes with any other women, with or without Nazi-themed attire.

Jesse James may be a serial cheater, but at least he didn't film any of it while he was wearing that Nazi hat. That must make Sandra feel so much better, right?

"The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated," says a rep for James. Well, thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Upstanding Citizen.

No denials of his cheating have been issued, it's worth mentioning, only a vague, Tiger-esque apology for hurting his family via unnamed acts.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, Melissa Smith and Brigitte Daguerre have all been linked to Jesse James, as has a fourth, anonymous mistress.

Bullock has yet to separate from James, although you would have to think it's just a matter of time. What do you think Sandra should do?

 

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With the prestigious Masters tournament set to commence this morning and himself teeing off at 1:42 p.m., golf great Tiger Woods is finally back on course.

Well, mostly.

Elin Nordegren Woods, Kids

Although he is back to competitive golf this week for the first time since his sordid sex scandal began to unfold four months ago, wife, Elin Woods is absent.

"Elin's not coming this week, no," Tiger told reporters at his press conference in Augusta, Ga., clearly uncomfortable dealing with the topic of his marriage.

This isn't to say Elin Woods is totally opposed to his much-anticipated comeback, but she's also not entirely thrilled by it, given the state of their home life.

We can't imagine there are many smiles in Islesworth these days.

"She's happy this will take some of the heat off her," a source says.  "But at the same time, she would rather Tiger focus on himself, family and treatment."

Things are complicated at home, too. As the couple continues to work on their marriage of five years, "She will likely stand by her man," the insider says.

Just don't expect to get any for a long, long, long time. Especially not if new mistresses like Raychel Coudriet keep coming out of the woodwork even now.

"She's still embarrassed," a source says of Elin, who has endured tales of more than a dozen Tiger affairs. "And they definitely have not been intimate yet."

Good to see the chastity belt of spikes is still in effect.

Elin Woods standing by her cheating man is ...

 

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Having just arrived in Miami for Season 2, the cast of Jersey Shore wasted little time before hitting up South Beach for their first night of partying this week.

J-Woww, Snooki, The Situation et al partied at a bar on Ocean Drive. They then headed to B.E.D., a trendy restaurant/club where patrons eat on large beds.

Perfect for The Situation, as that's where he's looking to end up at all times with whatever chick comes his way. Attractiveness is preferred, not required.

B.E.D. has been a mainstay of the South Beach scene for years and regularly attracts visiting celebrities ... or even the Jersey Shore cast for that matter.

The crew gets their stroll on before a night of partying.

The MTV band of self-proclaimed guidos arrived this week and moved into their new space on the south end of South Beach, just one block off the ocean.

The Situation has already been flashing his abs around town and everyone has already started their infamous tanning ... gym and laundry too of course.

J-Woww and The Situation hosted a party at South Beach’s Mansion nightclub last year and drew a huge crowd. Nothing like they'll be seeing this spring.

No word yet on whether they'll be getting any new roommates.

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Former Saved by the Bell star Dustin Diamond showed some chicks his o-face while delivering the Dirty Sanchez on one of the most vile sex tapes of all time.

Now he's showing Wells Fargo Bank his uh-oh face after the financial institution filed legal papers claiming Screech is $290,000 behind on his mortgage!

The bank wants to foreclose on the property, located in Ozaukee County, Wisconsin. Guess Dustin Diamond sex tape sales aren't what they used to be.

Same with that tell-all memoir.

We know. Just revolting.

Diamond, no stranger to financial distress or personal patheticness, actually avoided foreclosure back in 2006 by selling "Save My House" t-shirts for $15 a piece.

He might want to go back to that, and without a moment to lose, either. No wonder his fellow cast members had him cropped out of the reunion photo.

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major not only got engaged, they're wasting no time trying for a kid. Mike says they "practice at least four times a night" in fact.

As if the mere engagement weren't gross enough to his last family.

Lohan and Behold

"Kate wants a baby. Since I'm getting no younger, we practice at least four times a night," he tells TV Guide about his fiancée, but with one minor caveat:

"We agreed that if she does get pregnant, one is enough."

Probably for the best, given how the last batch turned out.

Michael Lohan, who turns 50 this month, has four children with ex-wife Dina, including helpless, broke train wreck Lindsay Lohan and JV version Ali Lohan.

That's how many times we tried to conceive by noon!

Kate Major, who at 27 is just a few years older than Lindsay, had a short relationship with Michael Lohan’s friend, Jon Gosselin. Hey, anything's a step up.

The two got engaged Easter weekend after dating about half a year. A place and date have not been set, but they're looking at December on Long Island.

Two people Mike probably won't see there? His previous wife and his eldest daughter. “It’s certainly a marriage made in tabloid heaven,” Dina Lohan said.

“Kate dated Hailey Glassman’s ex, then is best friends with Michael’s ex [Erin Muller], now she’s engaged to Michael. It all sounds a bit incestuous to me.”

“Where he’s finding money for weddings, engagement rings, I don’t know. He’s nine months behind on child support... pay for the kids you already have.”

Lindsay Lohan was more succinct, though no less repulsed by the news.

"I'm gonna vomit!" she told Us. "I so didn't need that info... yuck!"

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We have two words for you, Dancing with the Stars fans.

Free Tony.

Kate Gosselin is so standoffish on the show, she has staff members contact her through her bodyguard and is driving partner Tony Dovolani up the wall.

"When the show needs to contact Kate, they go through Steve," a production source says, referring to none other than her rumored fling Steve Neild.

"She acts like a major celebrity. It's a joke with the cast."

Having also come under attack for being an absentee mom this week, the stress may be getting to Kate Gosselin, who in turn "tortures" poor Dovolani.

OUT OF CONTROL MONSTER TRAIN WRECK: That's Kate for you.

Gosselin, who's been called a "super bitch from hell" but survived another week on Dancing with the Stars, hasn't bothered getting to know any other contestants.

"When she is getting her hair done, she is on her BlackBerry the whole time... [she] is not making herself likable," an insider says of the infamous Type-A mom.

"If she tagged along, they wouldn't ask her to leave, but they wouldn't be overjoyed either. She's not much fun," another source adds. "She's in full diva mode."

Bearing the brunt of Kate's wrath? Tony Dovolani, the pro dancer unfortunately tasked with being her partner. He's already threatened to walk off the show once.

If only we could save him from the banshee. Unfortunately, people keep voting for Kate to stay on. It's like ABC is rigging the votes just to eff with the poor guy.

It stops now. Do not vote for Kate next week. Free Tony!

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Jessica Simpson set out to challenge the concept of beauty ever since she ran out of other career options endured that chili cookoff mom jeans debacle last year.

Her boldest step yet? Going makeup-free in Marie Claire.

“I don’t have anything to prove anymore," she said, and not because we know she's sexual napalm in the bedroom. "What other people think is not my business.”

The Price of Beauty star says what prompted her to show "the real her," wearing no makeup at all and even air-drying her hair for the shoots, is a simple desire.

Inspired by her very own A Beautiful Me initiative, which encourages women to be comfortable in their skins, Jessica Simpson wants to prove real beauty lies within.

That's totally what made her a celebrity, and what she's promoted in music, TV and film vehicles throughout her career too. The importance of inner beauty.

Jessica Simpson Without Makeup

No retouching. No regrets. Still low cut.

Not that she's done mixing things up. “If I’m in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head,” she says.

What do you think of her Marie Clarie photo shoot? Do you like seeing Jessica Simpson pictures with no makeup, or do you prefer the "enhanced" version? Vote!

Jessica Simpson looks best with ...

 

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