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Jessica Simpson sported a remarkably subdued ensemble at the premiere of Extraordinary Measures Tuesday night. We hardly recognized it was Jess.

The alleged singer toned everything down, covering up with a turtleneck and black leggings. Seriously, that's Jessica. So little skin showing, it's surprising!

While leggings as pants are always a bit questionable (Gossip Girl fashion has taught us some things), but we like the conservative, all-black effect overall.

Surely good "friend" Billy Corgan would agree. Actually, maybe he'd prefer something wilder. How do you feel about Jess' new look? Vote in our poll below!

Jessica Simpson Fashion Photo

Jessica covers up for a change! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Jessica Simpson's latest style statement is ...

 

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If you thought Britney Spears had recovered her lost marbles after two years of relative calm, think again, say hotel staffers who have seen her Stewie impression.

According to reports, Britney, who has a history of odd behavior (and British accents, no less) is baffling staff by impersonating the baby from Family Guy.

The pop star has taken to trotting around the Mondrian Hotel reciting Family Guy quotes and mimicking the troubled child, who speaks with a British accent.

Driving Miss Crazy Pants

Is Britney Spears slowly losing it again?

A source said: "Britney has developed a real fascination for Family Guy. She's been staying in the hotel's penthouse suite and has been watching box sets."

"She really likes Stewie and has been trying to copy his British accent. It's a bit weird, though, especially when she's in the gym speaking like a camp Brit."

We have nothing to add.

For those unfamiliar with Stewie, who's voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, he's obsessed with world domination and plots to kill his own mother.

Sounds kinda like Britney, come to think about it! If her feud with dad Jamie keeps escalating, he should probably watch his back, too! Girl's gone haywire!

Stewie From Family Guy

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Stephen Izzo says he got a raw deal. And by raw deal, we mean he got hit in the back of the head. After heckling the most juiced up of all the guidos.

That's right, the guy who Ronnie knocked the f*%k out on Jersey Shore last Thursday claims he got sucker punched. Sure you did, Steve. Good story.

Sucker-punched or not, you shouldn't go heckling the Jersey Shore cast. It will end in a fight. Not that Izzo minds. In fact, he wants a rematch now!

Izzo says he was trying to fight MTV security after they broke up his group's expletive-filled tussle with the guidos, when a guy came out of nowhere.

That's when Ron-Ron delivered a haymaker to the back of his head, Izzo says, leaving him lying on the pavement and getting Ronnie Magro arrested.

Anyway, Izzo says he's itching for Round Two.

Ronnie From Jersey Shore

Ronnie Magro's boardwalk blowup landed him in jail - but he won!

He says he's gonna show up for Ronnie's court appearance in a few weeks. We'll see if he puts his money where his mouth is. If so, he'll likely eat pavement again.

Just to clarify, this is not to be confused with the fight Ronnie got in during the previous episode. His scuffle with these morons landed them in the clink as well.

Oh, and one final note on the classy Stephen Izzo. This loser took to the Internet after the episode aired last week and typed the following disgusting tirade:

"lets get something straight what u didnt see is i never fought ronnie i was fighting...those N**GER bouncers when that bitch ran over and snuck me."

"then got stomped out by those 3 n**gers as he ran away."

Wow. We couldn't be happier Ronnie whomped this jackass.

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Multiple sites reported last week and a reliable source confirmed Tuesday that Tiger Woods is in rehab for sexual addiction at a clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

The world's #1 golfer has not been seen since crashing his car into a tree right after Thanksgiving ... until the photo published by the National Enquirer today.

Tiger is partaking in the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, a leader in treating sexually compulsive behavior.

The details of Tiger's treatment and has solved the mystery of his location are finally being revealed. The photo below, while grainy, looks to be Woods ...

Tiger in Rehab

Tiger Woods in sex addiction rehab: The first image.

According to the report, eyewitness confirm the man in the photograph is Tiger, saying that while he was bundled up, the golfer was recognizable in person.

Another sign he's really there? A huge fence is now being erected around the facility where Tiger reportedly checked into a six-week program December 30.

Two local TV stations have reported he is in the sex addiction rehab facility and a writer for the New York Times magazine confirmed it yesterday morning.

The question is whether it will help him salvage his image, and more importantly his marriage, amid rumors that Elin is considering leaving with the kids.

Will sex addiction therapy help Tiger?

 

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Erin Muller will not face charges for allegedly kicking her ex Michael Lohan in the head. This just weeks after she has accused him of kicking her in the va-jay-jay.

Mike and his ex clearly had a very healthy relationship.

A judge declared that Michael had it coming the misdemeanor charge has been dismissed. Michael claimed he was assaulted by Erin Muller on November 14.

The father of Lindsay Lohan claimed he tried to stop Erin from driving because she was too "drunk and high" and that's when she allegedly kicked his dome.

Erin Muller and Michael Lohan in less violent times.

A judge in New York's Nassau County Court dismissed the criminal case against Erin this morning, though. Michael's restraining order against Erin was unaffected.

Erin recently filed papers claiming she's the real victim, accusing Michael of abusing her over a dozen times in 2007-2008, including a kick to her lady region.

Michael has denied her allegations.

Then again, this is a guy who records all his phone calls, and also fake-Tweeted a suicide note to get attention, so you really can't take his word at face value.

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Earlier today, a pair of celebrity gossip tabloids ran "news" stories about Brangelina on the verge of splitting, with Angelina gearing up for life without Brad.

Jennifer Aniston knows all about that. She's endured it for the past five years. Now fun, flirty and 40, she's happier and hotter than ever! Suck it, Brad!

At least that's the implication (overt or otherwise) of this week's People. Life & Style also features Jennifer on its cover, showing off her "revenge body."

We have no idea what that means.

Five years ago, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced. She is still gorgeous. This story pretty much carries celebrity magazines on slow news weeks even now!

Revenge or not, Jen's body is looking awfully good these days - despite accusations from some that she's put on weight - and she seems fairly happy as well.

Sexy flirting with Gerard Butler likely has something to do with that. We think they make a great couple and we wish everyone involved nothing but the best.

Still, the implication that Jen is somehow plotting against a tired, bony Jolie? Wow, guys. Even if her Golden Globes dress was kind of similar to Angelina's ...

Whose side are you on?

 

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While Tiger Woods struggles to repair his reputation, and more importantly his life, the intentions of his beleaguered wife, Elin Nordegren, are anyone's guess.

A new report today suggests that Elin is planning on running away to her Swedish homeland for good - and she wants to take the couple's two kids with her.

Fight For the Kids

Tiger recently headed to the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Miss. Woods, as we know, is being treated for sex addiction.

Elin has not been seen at or near the rehab facility.

Instead, sources say she has been plotting her escape from the Florida home she has been sharing with her cheating husband since their 2004 wedding.

Of course, reports that Elin Nordegren is in Sweden with the kids may be accurate in that she's there, but not in that she's planning never to return.

Have we seen the last of Tiger Woods' family as we knew it?

“She’s reminded daily of the havoc he’s wreaked on her and her children's lives, which is why she’s planning on staying in Sweden full-time," a source said.

"She wants to be near her family,” explains an insider. “Tiger has tried to reach her, but Elin won’t take his calls.” We're not so sure we're buying this report.

Ever since we first heard rumblings of Tiger Woods in rehab, it was part of a greater narrative: He'd undergo treatment and counseling to save the marriage.

According to a source with knowledge of the program he's in, Elin may well make an appearance there as part of Woods' rehabilitation and recovery effort.

Lastly, she hasn't divorced him yet. Wouldn't she have done so already if she planned to, given that the dude slept with 679 waitresses? It doesn't add up.

What do you think? Will sex rehab save Tiger's marriage?

 

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The Bachelor's Michelle? Not what you would call sane. But at least she says she can laugh looking back at her memorable appearance on the reality show.

Laughing through tears? Laughing as she plots the murder of Jake Pavelka, Tenley Molzahn and Vienna Girardi? Possibly. Hope they have alarm systems.

Ben Flajnik Shirtless

On Monday night's episode of The Bachelor, Michelle became the second contestant this season to make an exit before any roses were even doled out.

The previous week, Rozlyn Papa was booted off for her so-called "inappropriate" conduct. This week, Jake asked crazy pants Michelle nicely to hit the road.

Michelle basically demanded that Jake kiss her, then threatened to leave because of their lack of one-on-one time, unless Pavelka insisted that she stay.

Jake's response: "I think it would be better if you did leave."

The booted Michelle, a fan favorite, appeared today on Wednesday's Ellen, and told Ellen DeGeneres "I laugh about it!" as she recounts how it all went wrong.

"You have to expect something like that going into the show," she says, which is ironic, as she seemed completely unprepared to deal with ... well, anything.

Michelle tells DeGeneres that she sensed "hesitation" from Jake Pavelka when she asked if she could kiss him - ya think?! - and it hurt: "I was in it full force."

"I didn't feel anything back from him. Why waste each other's time?"

She blames the encounter on the group date format: "It would have been different if we had one-on-one date," she said. "It was like eight of us and it was the whole day and evening; I didn't even get to talk to him until that night."

A fact that she let everyone know on a routine basis with icy glares, near-meltdowns, panic attacks and serial-killer eyes. We'd say Jake made the right call.

Some of our interns are into the crazy thing though. Call us, Michelle!

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Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty to a charge of common assault in court this morning, admitting she drunkenly assaulted a theater manager before Christmas.

She was fined and ordered to pay compensation of roughly $300 (harsh), and was given a two-year conditional discharge. That's like a suspended sentence.

The gist? If she stays out of trouble for the next 24 months, she's a free woman. If not, well, in the judge's words, Wino will be "hit hard... and hit twice."

Wino. Staying out of trouble. Two years. Good luck with that!

"It might be harder than a fine, because you have to stay on the straight and narrow for two years now," said District Judge Peter Crabtree acknowledged.

Wino Style

Odds on Amy Winehouse violating the terms of her punishment? 3:2!

The incident in question? Amy Winehouse pulling the dude's hair and calling him a "f--king c--t" during a family-friendly rendition of Cinderella. Classy as ever.

The blows were exchanged after the theater manager's simple suggestion that it might not be the best idea for the intoxicated singer to keep boozing. Jerk.

Her lawyer admitted she was out of line but praised Amy for the strides she's made toward consistent sobriety after examining her most recent medical report.

Yeah, right.

The 26-year-old appeared in court this morning under her married name, Amy Civil. For those keeping score, she is no longer married to Blake Fielder-Civil.

Speaking of Fielder-Civil, who she is reportedly dating again and planning on remarrying, he allegedly proposed to Sarah Aspin during his stint in rehab.

Amy should be beating him up and thus landing in jail shortly!

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Jennifer Lyon has died at age 37. She starred on Survivor in 2005, the same year she was diagnosed with breast cancer, against which she fought a long battle.

"I was completely shocked and overwhelmed," Lyon said of her initial diagnosis of the disease. "I felt fine that day; in fact, I've been healthy my entire life."

Austin Carty, an alum of Survivor: Panama, dated Lyon, who starred on Survivor: Palau, in 2006. "Jen was a genuinely selfless, sweet-natured person," he said.

"She always had a smile. She cared about every person.”

R.I.P. Jennifer Lyon (1973-2010).

Carty last saw his friend at a breast cancer charity event in New York during summer 2009, where she received a standing ovation after giving a speech.

"She was engaged in the fight of her life, but she had every intention to fight,” Carty said. "This has really rocked the Survivor community. It's just so sad."

Our deepest condolences to Lyon's family and friends.

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