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Kate Moss is garnering headlines once again - and not for her cocained use, waifish appearance or the antics of her idiot, drug-addict boyfriends.

Photos of a nude Kate Moss and of Gisele Bundchen naked are set to be auctioned off at Christie's with an estimated price tag of $3 million.

That's $3 million more than the (HOT!) one posted below... although the ones being auctioned off may be of slightly higher quality.

For sale: Naked Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen nude (above). Nice. Very nice.

According to reports, "The collection includes nude portraits of models Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen, and an image of Brigitte Bardot. Helmut Newton, Richard Avedon and Irving Penn are among the photographers."

The images, which come from the collection of German-born Gert Elfering, go on sale at Christie's in New York on April 10. You can either book a flight to Germany or peep our gallery of Gisele Bundchen photos. Your call!

Either way, you'll like what you see... but that's as close as you're gonna get. Only Tom Brady gets to see the real deal up close and personal. Jackass.

We're sad and shocked to report this, but Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, just can't seem to catch a break. Or get a life of some sort.

The oil heir, who wears quite a lot of it on his head apparently, was tossed out of West Hollywood's Sunset Marquis Hotel last night.

Wearing a headband, the oil heir, who appeared to be under the influence, "was lying on a couch in the bar, making a scene," a source says.

After about 20 minutes, Greasy Bear was asked to leave. A friend, which apparently he has, then escorted him out of the hotel.

It's a familiar pattern for Brandon Davis, who's been kicked out of house parties, clubs, casinos and even his own brother Alexander's wedding.

That's just in the past year, too. A problem may be emerging here.

Still, at least the Greasy one hasn't gotten arrested for heroin possession like, say, his other brother, Jason Davis (a.k.a. Gummi Bear).

Not a good couple of weeks for these rotund ursine creatures.

A veteran of rehab 2001 and again in 2006, Brandon Davis actually been linked to some hot girls in the past. He also dated Mischa Barton.

We love the state of Oklahoma.

Our favorite celebrity, Carrie Underwood is from there, as are more than three million wonderful, honest-to-goodness, hard-working Americans.

We'll give them a mulligan on Sally Kern.

Our point is that we love Oklahoma and mean no offense by the photos below ... we just had to pass along this funny creation of Planet Hiltron.

Follow the link to that site for many more doctored photos like these, which morph some of our favorite celebrities into honorary "Oklahomans" ...

ABOVE: A frighteningly realistic, Oklahoma-style Britney Spears - ding, dang, y'all! - and a permed-up Ashlee Simpson. BELOW: Oklahoma Tom Cruise (nice pants, guy) and his close friends and neighbors, David and Victoria Beckham.

Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack, her alleged screenwriter husband, are weeks away from celebrating their first wedding anniversary.

Now Simon has set his sights on another milestone: Cleaning out Brittany's accounts and fleeing to South America Starting a family!

At a W Magazine-Los Angeles Contemporary Museum of Art gala, Monjack, 38, told People: "Please God, next year [we're] having a family!"

"Yes! Yes!" chimed in Brittany Murphy, 30.

"In about a year" they plan to have children. But, joked Simon Monjack (a.k.a. Con-jack) "apparently, according to the Internet, I already have several!"

Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack already have endured plenty of scrutiny - via, as they put it, "the blogs" - over their seedy relationship.

"All these ridiculous people have come out and said all this nonsense when we got married, [but] thank god we had the substance and the history within that to [say], 'Yeah, whatever!'" says Monjack, renouncing celebrity gossip and noting that he's been friends with Brittany Murphy, he claims, since she was 17.

WTF?

"We still don't understand what happened. It's made us laugh, it's made us cry, but it's made us stronger," he added.

Kanye West would be proud.

Brittany Murphy's #1 solution for dealing with all the negativity: getting bad plastic surgery on her lips. Just kidding. Her strategy is no celebrity gossip!

"We did stop using the Internet lately. No blogs. We're a blog-free couple!"

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer isn't getting off easy with celebrity constituents. Which is not surprising when you bang hookers, really.

"A f*%&ing embarrassment," said actress Julianne Moore, once a huge fan of the Democratic governor and former attorney general.

"I'm really pissed. I honestly don't care where or how people have sex, or with whom, but prostitution is illegal. For someone who's got such a reputation for having a real attitude towards crime, you have to walk the walk. I'm sorry."

Spitzer's involvement with a prostitute named Kristen came to light after a federal investigation busted the high-priced call-girl ring.

Many speculate that troubled Eliot Sptizer will resign the office of New York Governor today. Julianne Moore and other New Yorkers think it's probably best.

Meanwhile, Spitzer has been taking a pounding on the talk-show circuit ...

• Stephen Colbert remained deadpan on the Colbert Report, saying of Spitzer, "I sat next to the guy three times and I didn't pick up on any of this, and I usually have excellent whore-dar."
• "They're talking about impeaching Eliot Spitzer if he doesn't step down," said David Letterman, "and I'm thinking, 'Whoa, a Democrat being impeached for extramarital sex. Well, happy days are here again!' "
• Spitzer was known as "Client No. 9" in the sting operation, prompting Conan O'Brien to joke on his late night talk show that "Not surprisingly, clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen."
• The View co-host Joy Behar opined, "Aren't you sick of men? Viagra is destroying our government."

The Hills star, Lauren Conrad, debuted her hip new fashion line - The Lauren Conrad Collection - last night at Los Angeles Fashion Week. LC's Fall 2008 line fashion show was held at Smashbox Studios Tuesday in Culver City, Calif.

The night was a huge success for Lauren Conrad, 22, who's been going to school for fashion design and marketing. But don't expect to see the event on The Hills.

"I kinda like that it's separate. It's not something that I really want to be part of a reality television show. It's a career that I want beyond my 15 minutes of fame," Lauren Conrad told reporters at the show last night.

LC had a great supporting section as Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge, Lauren "Lo" Bosworth, and Brody Jenner were all on hand to cheer her on. Here are a few pics, one of LC and Lo, the other of Whitney and Audrina ...

Oh, and yes, believe it or not, former LC rival Kristin Cavallari did show up as we reported she might yesterday afternoon! Follow the jump for a bunch more pics from the fashion show, including more of Lauren and Kristin ...

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If you thought Nicole Richie mulling an offer to appear on Broadway was a sign of the apocalypse (or at least Broadway abandoning all standards), get this:

Kevin Federline may soon make his debut.

A source says Britney Spears' ex-husband may be heading to New York City in September to make his Broadway debut in Legally Blonde, the Tony-nominated musical adaptation of the hit film starring Reese Witherspoon.

"He's so excited!" a source close to K-Fed tells Us Weekly.

Why wouldn't he be? Surely they pay in pot and Doritos.

A sometime actor, former backup dancer and aspiring rapper, Kevin Federline will test his song-and-dance skillzz in a trio of roles â€" including the hot UPS guy.

"This is his chance to show the world what he can do," says a pal.

Now that he has full physical custody of sons Sean Preston, 2-and-a-half, and Jayden James, 18 months, they might join him in the Big Apple.

"This is his dream and he wants to bring the kids," says the insider. "Jamie and Lynne Spears promised to help him make it work."

K-Fed enjoys a good relationship with Britney Spears' parents despite a messy custody battle and a couple of massive meltdowns on her part.

A rep for the show says he is not scheduled "as of this time."

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady kissed a perfect season goodbye with a tremendous loss to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl February 3.

But at least he can cozy up to a cute gal. Not shabby for a runner-up.

Seriously, how sorry can you really feel for Tom Brady? Just look at these photos from the Ermenegildo Zegna store opening in New York.

Girlfriend Gisele Bundchen is one of the hottest, richest women on Earth, and even worse, they seem genuinely happy together. It's flat-out gross.

Some photos of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen ...

As for the Super Bowl-winning quarterback, Eli Manning, he is still engaged to  cutie fiancee Abby McGrew. No supermodel, but pretty darn attractive herself!

The next music video from Britney Spears' album Blackout may shock you.

No, not because of any topless shots or orgasmic moaning, like in "Piece of Me," or for her parading around bored and forgetting the words she's lip-synching to like at the VMAs while performing "Gimme More."

In "Break the Ice," a smoking-hot, animated Britney Spears works her way through a futuristic environment. Why go the animated route?

"Since Britney Spears has been otherwise occupied this was a creative and fun way to do her next video," a source said, being rather diplomatic about it.

That's a nice way of saying crazy. Anyway, who do you think is hotter: Animated Britney Spears (2008) or real Britney Spears (circa 2001)? 

The Hills is known for catfights, so it's only fitting that one of its beloved stars take the stage with the Pussycat Dolls.

Okay, it makes no sense at all. But it's happening just the same.

Lauren Conrad's BFF and roommate, Audrina Patridge, will appear alongside the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls show inside Pure Nightclub on March 28.

The event will celebrate the new season of The Hills. No word on whether Audrina will fill the vacancy left this week by the departure of Carmit Bachar.

Audrina Patridge will be an honorary member of PCD. 

Sources say that Patridge will don the skimpy burlesque outfit (hot!) that the Pussycat Dolls are famous for to introduce the performers.

What else she might do has yet to be determined, but celebrity hosts have sung, danced in a champagne glass, and swung from the ceiling on a swing.

Past hosts include Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards. Pretty good (and by good we mean dreadful) company for Audrina Patridge.