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The hot rumor on The Hills was always that Lauren Conrad had a sex tape - but who knew that it was Audrina Patridge who was the naughty one?

The photo below, obtained by Splash News and TMZ, shows the beautiful Audrina Patridge nude and looking every bit the dirty schoolgirl. Ooooga!

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera

This was taken before The Hills and just after Audrina graduated from high school. She'd done some bikini modeling prior to this, but decided to have a go at Playboy.

Because she needed the money, right? Ha. Anyways... yowza.

Check out this sexy Audrina Patridge nude picture ...

In case you're wondering if that's actually her, it is. Through her rep, Audrina has owned up to the sexy naked / topless pics, telling TMZ in a statement:"I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for young girls who look up to me."

Check out WWTDD for some seriously hot (and very naked) Audrina Patridge photos that are not safe for work, school, or anywhere public.

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Lauren Conrad was spotted outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York Tuesday, where The Hills star and budding designer chatted up David Letterman.

The Hills Gang

The pair talked about what Lauren Conrad was like as a child.

"Our house was in Orange County. The back was a huge canyon, and I was a really big tomboy when I was little," Lauren Conrad said. "I'd always go hiking and I had a rock collection. And I'd come back up and... you get ticks! They're gross!"

Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

Lauren Conrad also revealed that she is taking a computer class at the FIDM with none other than Stephanie Pratt! OMG! David Letterman also refers to the great Spencer Pratt as a newt (a reptile), which is pretty classic.

Check out the video HERE!

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Kristin Davis' rep says there is no sex tape of her.

We weren't sure if the headline cleared that up or not.

Gorgeous Kristin

Despite the fact that 20 sexually explicit photos allegedly of Sex and the City movie star Kristin Davis are making the rounds online, the actress' camp is issuing denials that it's her naked booty being tapped feverishly on video.

The alleged Kristin Davis sex tape she made with an unnamed ex-boyfriend five years ago, according to numerous celebrity news blogs.

But her rep issued a statement earlier today stating that: "This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape." 

Another still photo of nude Kristin Davis from the supposed sex tape. 

TMZ reports that while some photos from the tape definitely look like it's Davis getting it on, others do not, casting serious doubts about the whole thing.

Stunning news, really.

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It's not a very complicated journey.

The new cover of New York Magazine pretty much sums up what the former New York Governor - replaced as of yesterday - was thinking when he sacrificed his political career, and possibly much more, by boinking high-priced hookers.

Yeah, Ashley Alexandra Dupre is reasonably cute. But how the heck are you the Governor of New York State and looking to tap the booty of prostitutes?

First, and most importantly, you're married and have three teenage daughters. We all need a little stress relief, but most of us don't pull an Eliot Spitzer and flip through the ol' Rolodex for the Emperor's Club VIP. What sex is worth this?

Especially when you helped pass the very laws that get you caught! And your own political party hates you and doesn't have your back when $h!t hits the fan!

In short, Eliot Spitzer is beyond stupid. This about sums it up ...

Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allowed sex to ruin his political career.

Most incredibly, he was knockin' boots with Ashley Dupre without a condom, even! Good to see those Princeton and Harvard Law degrees put to good use!

We do not care how "exclusive" this prostitution ring was, no man in his right mind goes to town on a hooker without a condom. Dude has some serious issues.

The next time you dial up the Emperor's Club, Eliot, at least heed the sage advice of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg from their rap anthem "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" ...

Back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'mma let 'em understand
From a young G's perspective
But before I dig out a b!tch I gots ta find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that sh!t, Lieutenant
Ain't no pu$$y good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it!

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The seedy Joe Francis' empire, Girls Gone Wild, has made an offer to the most famous prostitute in America, 22-year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

The hooker caught in the middle of the prostitution ring busted by the government that brought down New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has become a smash Internet sensation - and received a $1 million offer from Girls Gone Wild.

Dupre, Ashley

Ashley Dupre would be featured on a photo spread and tour.

"Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country," Joe Francis said.

"It's clear that the public wants to see more of [Ashley Dupre]. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away."

Francis wants Ashley Dupre (real name Ashley Youmans, or Ashley DiPietro, but known to Spitzer as "Kristen") to share her side of the Spitzer story in print and DVD - though she wouldn't have to pose nude - and tour with Girls Gone Wild.

Joe Francis is onto something for sure - Americans will waste money like nobody's business. The aspiring singer has already made an estimated $200,000 from downloads of her terrible music, the New York Post reported Saturday.

As for the shady and moronic Eliot Spitzer, he resigned in shame. Lt. Governor David Paterson was sworn in as Governor of New York yesterday.

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Last night on The Bachelor, Matt Grant pared a very sexy field of gold-digging, fake seeming trophy wives down to 15. That's still too many for us to call any of them clear favorites, but one of them caught our eye - and his.

The hot blonde introduced only as Shayne is actually Shayne Lamas - the daughter of actor and action star Lorenzo Lamas, and a sister of former Lindsay Lohan boy toy A.J. Lamas. Small world, huh? Not that Matt Grant is complainin' ...

Shayne Lamas Picture

Shayne Lamas is one of 15 remaining contestants on The Bachelor.

Here's Shayne's official bio from The Bachelor homepage ...

Name: Shayne Lamas
Age: 22
Occupation: Actress
Birthplace: Malibu, CA
Hometown: Lake Havasu, AZ
Resides: Toluca Lake, CA

That's a lot of hometowns, but perhaps Shayne Lamas has another in mind... this season, of course, has been named The Bachelor: London Calling.

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On some lucky guy, that is. If this is real. Which we doubt.

The celebrity gossip rumor mill is swirling this morning with talk of a Kristin Davis sex tape. The Sex and the City actress, 45, certainly would make a superior sex tape star than, say, Gene Simmons. But there's no way it's legit, is there?

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Take a look at this alleged Kristin Davis sex tape still photo and you tell us ...

Some sites claim that the Kristin Davis sex tape (featuring unknown guy) is being shopped around and that there's more photos of her on some pay site.

No reports of the tape's legitimacy have been found, however. Until we've got something to go on, we'll assume (hope) this isn't Kristin Davis.

You never know, though. Might this be a glimpse at Charlotte York's actions in the Sex and the City movie? We'll have to wait and see, people.

We'll keep you posted on this developing story.

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The Bachelor returned to TV last night and when we first laid eyes on Matt Grant, we were go glad that jackass Brad Womack is officially Bachelor history.

The debonair Englishman - the first international star in 12 seasons of The Bachelor - didn't waste any time charming the panties off his 25 potential ex-fiancees.

In one case, literally.

The Bachelor debuted last night with a cocktail party starring the handsome Matt Grant - and as the 25 women arrived, they had no idea he was British.

Not that they minded. After a night of getting to know them, Grant cut 10 women and got ready to embark on a journey with his 15 favorites.

Grant. Matt Grant.

How did Matt Grant reach his difficult decisions?

One by one, the women got out of the limo to meet The Bachelor, Matt Grant. Of course, everyone was nervous but he tried hard to put them at ease.

Some girls were confused by the accent and asked him where he was from. He took it all in stride, joking and flirting with the women.

At first, Matt Grant seemed most attracted to blondes, but a few others, like Marshana and Robin, caught his eye as well.

The women stopped at nothing to make a great first impression. Chelsea arm wrestled Matt and faked a loss to appease her. That's a new one.

Michelle P. played the clarinet while Ashlee sang a song that she wrote especially for Matt. Denise sparked a political debate and Carri chewed through a tin can.

Seriously, it had to be seen to be believed.

Stacey was craziest of all with a foul mouth, aggressive flirting, and the coup de gras - going Britney Spears style and removing her underwear in public.

She shoved it Matt's pocket. This pretty much punched her ticket home.

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As we've talked about at length, Britney Spears is making her big return to TV this month and it doesn't involve a disturbingly awful live, MTV VMA performance or a news report about her clubbing in no underwear.

No, instead, Britney will appear on How I Met Your Mother.

In the episode airing March 24, the pop star plays Abby, a dorky secretary at the dermatologist's office. Soon after meeting, Abby becomes smitten with Ted (Josh Radnor). Here's Britney with Josh, and on the cover of TV Guide ...

Britney Spears and How I Met Your Mother star Josh Radnor make a cute pair!

While shooting the episode, another How I Met Your Mother star, Neil Patrick Harris, was asked how Britney Spears was doing in the role.

"She's been doing well," he said. "Surprisingly, no British accent."Sad that it's about all we can hope for at this stage, but good news just the same!

It's a very good thing that her life appears to have stabilized a bit after a pair of epic meltdowns. We've seen plenty of her boobs and other body parts in the past year, so we're looking forward to peeping Britney Spears on the boob tube March 24.

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