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Celebrity news weeklies really want to make Kate Middleton pregnant.

A day after Life & Style emphatically declared that Prince William and Duchess Catherine are six weeks along, Us Weekly is getting in on the fake baby action with their latest cover story ... albeit with more careful wording.

Posted in: Kate Middleton

Cementing its status as the timeliest and least tactful show on TV, South Park turned its sights on the Penn State sex scandal last night on the Season 15 finale.

Even a child rape scandal can't dissuade Trey Parker and Matt Stone, whose South Park quotes went after Joe Paterno, his assistants and the entire program.

Posted in: South Park

Don't modern video cameras have a red light that indicates whether they're on? Or are some assignments so unappealing that you just don't pay attention or care.

We assume this Miami reporter's epic sign off didn't make it on TV, but it did end up online, and we have to say, we'd watch a lot more news if she covered it.

Posted in: LOL

We often talk about how Lindsay Lohan beats the rap with pitifully short sentences for her numerous crimes, but she's treated like a serial killer compared to her dad.

Despite allegedly beating up ex-girlfriend Kate Major last month, repeatedly violating her restraining order, then contacting her while out on bail and resisting arrest, MiLo was not sentenced to jail time yesterday.

Posted in: Michael Lohan