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The National Enquirer claims Gossip Girl star Blake Lively wants to drop her teenybopper image ... by dropping her pants and everything else for Playboy.

Please, National Enquirer. Let this be one of your Rielle Hunter or Rachel Uchitel scoops and not one of your erroneous reports about Brangelina's demise.

Blake Lively Wet

The mostly disreputable celebrity gossip rag says Blake won't be coming cheap - the actress is asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare all for the mag.

The 22-year-old started to consider posing nude after making the movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. She sort of had a creepy nude scene in that.

Is Playboy the next big career move for Blake?

Will this hot Gossip Girl star grace the pages of Playboy?

“Playboy had already been calling her. She figures a Playboy spread now will really give her career some heat," a source said, noting that her family is divided.

Blake’s family is divided over whether she should do the photo shoot if Playboy meets her price: “Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time, and she knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefited," the source said.

“But her dad is old-school. He says, ‘Over my dead body!’”

Blake’s reps deny that the starlet wants to pose naked, but the source insists it’s part of her plan to break away from her Gossip Girl image once and for all.

“She doesn’t want to get lumped in with the Jonas Brothers!” added the source. “This would distance her from tween fans and put her in the adult world.”

Our take? There's a greater chance last night's episode of The Bachelor was not staged than this actually happening. But teenage boys sure can dream.

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We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week.

In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs.

Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it.

"Dear John," the upstanding firm reached out. "We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine ... We learned how you make back up stories in your mind and that your 'biggest dream is to write pornography.'"

What a Huge D-Bag

Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director?

"We decided we'd like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film," their letter hilariously continued.

"Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women." So true. Who doesn't wanna nail John Mayer?

We think this is a career collaboration waiting to happen. All we can say is "Your Body Is a Wonderland" is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films.

Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. How knows.

Who's the bigger d-bag?

 

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On last night's episode of The Bachelor, Ali Fedotowsky made an emotional call to Jake Pavelka. Or at least held a phone to her ear and pretended to cry.

One week after she left The Bachelor for professional reasons, the 25-year-old made a passionate plea to return Monday. Jake reluctantly shot her down.

Ali explained that she couldn't sleep or focus on work, and that she made a huge mistake. She says she was "pretty shocked" Jake didn't want her back.

"One of the reasons it was OK for me to leave was because I thought if he really cares about me, then he is going to come and find me," Ali laments.

She tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview Tuesday that she thought he'd "fly to get me that would be amazing... I thought we had something great."

Chris Harrison feed you that line, Ali?

The face of rejection ... and possibly the next Bachelorette.

Following Gia Allemand's elimination on Monday's episode, Ali Fedotowsky is reluctant to predict the recipient of Jake Pavelka's final rose this season.

Although she's "really good friends" with Tenley Molzahn, she says she was "startled" by the connection Vienna and Jake have. It is rather startling.

"I didn't realize that was happening behind the scenes or when I wasn't around. They look like a good couple. I actually think it could be Vienna."

The Bachelor spoilers we've read favor Vienna Girardi as well. Yech.

As for rumors she might become The Bachelorette, Ali says: "That would be so nice. I would be so flattered. If [ABC] asked, that would be so great."

Wonder if she'd choose work over that gig. Somehow we doubt it. If you ask us, this was a clever ruse to orchestrate exactly such a starring role.

Anyway, with Ali out, who should Jake choose?

 

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"It's not a question of whether we'll hook up, it's just a matter of when I decide." - Mike Sorrentino, a.k.a. The Situation, on housemate Sammi Giancola.

While the Jersey Shore star was overconfident about his prospects regarding the potential hookup described above, he does enjoy success with the girls.

But is Mike Sorrentino trying to find The One?

The Situation says that despite his playboy persona, he’s keeping romantic options open in homes that Mrs. Sorrentino will walk through the (club) door.

“I’m definitely looking,” he told People. “You’ve seen me looking.”

A better term might be creepin'.

The Situation is not afraid to reveal his deep, sensitive side.

Cocky and brash Jersey Shore quotes aside, Mike admits that he has a sensitive side, and while he’s playing the field right, he has high standards.

“The perfect woman could be anybody out there,” he said. “You just gotta keep an open mind, be yourself and you’ll find her. I just haven't yet.”

He is even single right now: “I wish I had a Valentine,” the Situation said. Guess he passed on drunk dialing Snooki nude. Probably for the best.

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Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner might not be a standard Hollywood coupe you might expect to materialize, but that's the rumor going around this week!

According to E! News, the singer/rocker and The Hills star/club goer have been seeing each other, quietly, over the course of the last couple of weeks.

Hills Hotties

"They're hooking up," an insider said, "but are keeping it low-key."

Not so low-key that they haven't been seen in public, however. The pair, who both became single recently, were first spotted at Koi on February 4.

According to a restaurant source, the "Sk8ter Boi" songstress and reality TV Casanova left together in the same car and continued on to club Voyeur.

Has Brody Jenner been clandestinely hollering at Avril Lavigne?

This wasn't a one-shot deal either. Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner were last seen out again on Thursday, back at Voyeur, where they partied all night.

"You can tell they're into each other and both like to have a good time," another source says of the rumored couple. "They really are cute together."

Brody just split from insane Playmate girlfriend Jayde Nicole late last year, while Lavigne filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley last October.

What do you think? Is Brody Jenner a good romantic match for Avril Lavigne and vice versa? Or can you not see them as a couple at all?

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Heidi Montag is very upset, or at least was very upset initially, with her recent round of plastic surgery, her husband/pimp/publicist Spencer Pratt claims.

The Hills star famously had 10 plastic surgery operations in one day, and despite claims that she loves the results, Spencer says she was far from pleased.

"She came out of the hospital and the only thing she was saying was that the doctor better hide," Pratt said at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace.

"She wasn't happy," Spencer reiterated.

The aspiring pop star says she had "no idea" how painful all the ridiculous cosmetic procedures would be. Eh, you asked for it, now live with it, girl.

Hack Vegas Showgirl

On a recent trip to a Sin City club, The Hills star Spencer Pratt poses with a low-rent Las Vegas stripper. Oh, wait, that's Heidi Montag! Didn't even recognize her!

"The worst pain was actually my ears. I didn't know that was the most painful process and feature," Heidi Montag recalled of having her face pulled back.

Gross.

Not that it deterred her from having further work done. Next up? Those boobs. For the third time. "I didn't get them as big as I originally wanted," she said.

Added Pratt, "She doesn't stop talking about it." Does it seem odd that Spencer Pratt is the voice of restraint and reason? He's not egging her on like usual.

So how did the couple spend a romantic Valentine's Day together? "My Valentine's present to Spencer is going shooting at the gun range," Montag said.

Follow this link for their (nauseating) Valentine's Day pictures.

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, who have been together for several years and are already the parents of two adorable children, are getting married.

Richie made the announcement Monday night on The Late Show. Madden followed it up with a confirmation Tweet: "Yep. i'm engaged. Very happy."

Sums it all up right there. He adds: "Yeah we've been engaged for a while so your all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same."

A source tells Us Weekly of the pair: "Nicole and Joel are in the process of planning the wedding. She's very involved in every detail. She’s thrilled."

The couple is expected to marry (for real this time) in the summer.

A Nicole Richie, Joel Madden Photo

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden last year. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Richie and Madden started dating all the way back in December 2006 and have two children together: daughter Harlow, 2, and son Sparrow, five months.

"For us, we are going to do it because we want to," said Richie last year of tying the knot on her own time. "We're going to do it when the time's right."

Looks like that time is now.

These two have been a nice, relatively normal couple and cute family for so long, but it's great to see they are making it official. Congrats Nicole and Joel!

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Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore seems likable enough, as long as you don't run into him and start talking $h!t on a Jersey Shore boardwalk right after last call.

Dude unleashed a homophobic tirade during one of his many brawls last summer, spewing some absolutely revolting language during the violent altercation.

The footage, which has just now come to light, was shot minutes before Ronnie's first brawl on Jersey Shore. The meathead guido got arrested if you recall.

In the clip, Ronnie Magro and another bar patron can be seen talking trash to each other and then exchanging blows on the shore in front of their girlfriends.

But in the new never-before-seen footage (watch at TMZ), Ronnie can also be seen and heard calling his adversary a "f**king f**got" and a "f**king queer."

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Stay classy, intelligent and off the juice, Ronnie.

Nice, Ron. To think we actually liked you too. Sammi must be so proud of you after all these incidents. John Mayer and this moron should grab a beer sometime.

Much like when Snooki got cold-cocked in the grill by that neanderthal Brad Ferro, the footage of Ronnie's gay slur use never aired on MTV for obvious reasons.

Says a source from the production company: "There were several gay staff members working on the show. Ronnie always respected them and everyone else."

Sure he did. Again, how is that word even in your vocabulary?

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Looks like this rumored pair is definitely on ... or at least hanging out a lot as "just friends" as she frequently likes to say, coyly, of various love interests.

Singer Ryan Cabrera and The Hills star Audrina Patridge were seen cozying up at the opening of Delphine, a French bistro in the W Hotel in Hollywood.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

Body language looks couple-like, does it not?

Do you think these two make an attractive pair?

This is the third recent sighting of Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera, and hopefully it won't be the last. We could do without that hair (you're not Pauly D man), but he's a gigantic step up (or several) from that douche Justin-Bobby.

We just hope he doesn't play "On the Way Down" in his car driving back to his place trying to drop a hint. Sorry, that was in poor taste and not even that good.

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