Out of ways to conjure up quotes about a fake Kim Kardashian divorce, Star Magazine has moved on...
... to a fake Julia Roberts divorce!
According to Star Magazine, Roberts and Danny Moder are on their way to a $225 million split because they are “fighting over money and kids” and because she treats her husband like an “errand boy.”
Oh, also because of this: "SHE'S A TOTAL PHONY!"
Roberts, of course, isn't exactly a celebrity gossip staple, so perhaps Star is thinking folks might actually believe the occasional story about her allegedly crumbly marriage.
And, who knows, maybe some people would.