Yesterday, we learned that Michael Lohan and Kate Major got married after several years together, and a half dozen or so domestic violence arrests.
Usually, a wedding is a cause for celebration, but this is the Lohan family we're talking about, so naturally Michael and Kate's union has resulted in lies, public intoxication, and of course, some solid entertainment for the rest of us.
TMZ caught up Lindsay's mom Dina Lohan recently, and asked what she thought about Michael's wedding. Her response is interesting, but what's even more interesting is the fact that Dina is sloshed out of her mind!
Given Dina's history of DWIs, we suppose it's good that she's flying and not driving. But even so, the fact that she's this tanked in an airport can't be a good sign.
It's pretty hard to understand what the hell she's trying to say, so allow us to interpret: