Tuesday night on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 18, the Dubai drama left our favorite 90210 ladies in a daze.
At the center of the drama was Lisa Rinna, who got into an insane melee with Lisa Vanderpump and kind of told off Erika Girardi to boot.
Sigh. Where to even begin ...
Well, there was that time when Rinna was pissed at Yolanda Foster for hanging out with former co-stars Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards.
Erika Girardi confronted her about this, by asking Lisa if she "likes" Yolanda. Her reply? "For me and Yolanda, it's going to take some time."
End of discussion, right?
If only. Rinna on Girardi's alter ego Erika Jayne: "When I first saw your video, I judged a book by its cover ... I was like, 'I can't look at this.'"
Erika? Less than thrilled.
She helpfully reminded us that "this bitch posed twice for Playboy, and now she's trying to get at me in the desert? Girl, really? Stop."
Eileen Davidson then got in on the action by encouraged Rinna to confront Lisa Vanderpump about being manipulative. Pot. Stirring.
Rinna, of course, feels like she took the brunt of the heat for MunchausenGate, and called out Vanderpump for throwing her under the bus.
Unsurprisingly, Vanderpump was not having it and denied any involvement, though Kyle Richards says she may have lied to Rinna on camera.
"I said, 'If you're gonna take me down, I'll take you down in flames,'" Kyle said, while Rinna was furious at Vanderpump for "lying to her face."
Later, Rinna and Davidson piled it on Vanderpump, who they accused of being a liar ... then said everyone doubted Yolanda's illness.
"The truth is the truth," Rinna said. "We all have talked about it. It's been talked about. I'm not gonna be the only one that goes down for this."
Tensions boiled over.
Ultimately, no peace treaty was signed, because obviously. Why would we watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online if it were?
Erika seemed to sum it up best when she put it this way: "What the f--k's going on? Can we just, like, have a drink? Can we get on a camel?"