On Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 17, Tom Sandoval had it out with Jax Taylor, trying to hold the latter accountable for once.
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know Jax's bad decisions are as legendary as the pathological lies via which he denies them.
Well, that all came to a head this week on Bravo.
Surprisingly, yet indisputably, Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix have been rubbing people the wrong way all season long at SUR.
Jax is jealous of Tom, hard core, and told Scheana Marie that all his best friend ever wants to do is talk about his band, Charles McMansion.
Tom found out about Jax talking behind his back and went to get some answers ... at which point Jax acted like he never said anything.
So, pretty standard. As for Ariana?
During Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney’s engagement photo shoot, Madix made fun of Kristen to the point where her friends called her out.
Katie and Scheana criticized her bad attitude ... at which point Ariana said she doesn’t enjoy being around them and fakes it to be civil.
Wow. Tell us how you really feel. All this time we thought Ariana was the sweet girl who was above this sort of thing. No longer, apparently.
Oh, and then Kristen got wind of this.
So much for Ms. Doute's efforts to be less so confrontational. After a few blows were exchanged, she stormed off calling Ariana a c--t.
Good times. James Kennedy, meanwhile, got fired by Lisa after mouthing off to employee Richard about how he's a nobody at SUR.
He, conversely, is James Kennedy.
Elsewhere, Jax attempted to cheer himself up by buying a boob job for Brittany. That's the kind of gesture that can make anyone happy.
Finally, Tom Sandoval had a tattoo lasered off his rear end. Oh yes. For the full rundown on all of this and more, follow the links above.
If you can even handle it.