Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 15 Recap: Stassi Gets Awkward, Lala Gives Rim Jobs

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Monday on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 15, Katie Maloney finally launched her website, but not without some major hiccups.

Namely, James Kennedy showing up and causing major drama that threatened to cast a pall over - if not full on ruin - the event ...

Meanwhile, Jax adjusted to his new life as an unemployed outlaw as his girlfriend Brittany adjusted to her new life as the sole breadwinner.

Yes, not only is she dating Jax Taylor, but supporting him.

Also, Lala Kent reacted to a very ugly rumor, and Tom Schwartz grew a pair long enough to take the insufferable Stassi to task. Hard.

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know Stassi has developed more bad blood with the cast than we can even begin to describe.

Still, Tom Schwartz is Tom Schwartz, so when he meets up with her, it can be "sweet," and "awkward as f--k" and bitter, all at once.

He called her a "bitch" and told her she’s "venomous."

Both fair points given the track record of the young lady in question, but hey, no hard feelings ... come to Katie's engagement party?!

This is a big f--king deal because Stassi cut Katie our of her life last year, but now she seems to want forgiveness and/or a paycheck.

She kind of deserved it when Tom told her she's “a pain in the ass, and a bitch, and venomous,” but she did try to defend herself too.

“Did I, like, kill your dog?” Stassi asked Schwartz. “I am the type of person that, in order to protect myself, if you hurt me, I cut you out."

“I’ve done that with everybody in my life,” Schroeder boasted.

“With shocking ease,” he replied, with hilarious accuracy. 

“Yes, and that is a fault of mine,” she admitted (the Stassi Schroeder sex tape would also qualify). “Yes, and I am now realizing this.”

Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your view, Tom started warming up to Stassi, and asked her to celebrate his recent engagement.

That ought to go over super well. Just a prediction.

Meanwhile, when Katie threw a party for her “Pucker & Pout” blog, James crashed it and tried to get back together with Kristen Doute.

DENIED. She's dating a "hotter" guy named Alex now, and James' bad night continued when Lala kicked his ass to the curb as well.

All 'cause he got jealous after finding out she gave some other guy a rim job at one point. Seriously, that was why they got into a fight.

These are the things that happen on Pump Rules.

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