When you think of zen, peace and tranquility, think of Teresa Giudice.
We know that last sentence likely threw you right out of your tree pose, but that is just what The Real Housewives of New Jersey star and recent jailbird would like you to believe.
Teresa recently told People she practiced yoga every morning during her taxing year-long stint in prison and now plans to become an accredited yoga instructor.
"I want to come out with my own yoga DVD tape, my own yoga line," she told the magazine.
"I love yoga," she added. "It really changed my life. It really got me through this whole ordeal – it really did – being there and everything. I can't live without it now."
It seems like just yesterday when the bombastic Housewife was flipping over tables and screaming obscenities on television, but now the Jersey native is turning to the Universe to guide her path.
"I read a lot of inspirational books in prison, like whatever you want, you can put it out there," she said.
And what is it she wants?
"I want to make $40 million this year. I hope that happens – for real, I made a vision board."
Now THERE'S the Teresa we know and love. Because no matter what Jessie J says, it's all about the money, money, money.
We'll keep an eye on whether she gets there between her burgeoning yoga empire and tell-all memoir, but we've got a feeling she won't be getting her prana on with the Dalai Lama anytime soon.
Check out our gif collection featuring Teresa channeling her inner zen in the slideshow below. Namaste.