Last week, it was widely reported that Scott Disick is off the wagon again after more than two months of sobriety.
It's bad news for Disick and his family, but it's sure to lead to more compelling tabloid drama - especially if Scott goes drunk dancing with the stars.
Yes, according to TMZ, Scott has been approached about competing on DWTS, but to the surprise of absolutely no one, he's requesting a much heftier payday than the other contestants.
Sources say Disick won't do the gig for less that $500,000.
DWTS producers have reportedly told him they have a strict policy of paying all contestants the same rate, and that the best they can do is a $125,000 guarantee, along with a $220,000 bonus if he makes the finals.
Sadly, it looks like negotiations may have stalled, as Disick reportedly won't budge from his asking price.
Of course, Scott wouldn't be the first member of the Kard clan to show off his dance floor skills on the popular reality show.
Kim's 2008 stint is widely regarded as one of the lamest in the show's history, while Rob slayed in 2011, and wound up finishing second overall.
Recently, there's been talk of Rob returning to DWTS as part of his comeback campaign.
Frankly, we'd love to see Rob, Scott, Lamar Odom, and Kanye West compete in a "Kardashian men who went off the rails last year" - themed season.
Make it happen, ABC!