Stop us if you've heard this one before: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are headed for divorce!
Just kidding, don't stop us. These rumors seem to pop up once a month, and thus far they've all turned out to be pure tabloid BS, but they're still good for a laugh, right?
The latest comes from the UK's Heat magazine, which claimed today that Kim has hired a divorce lawyer behind Kanye's back.
And not just any lawyer, of course, but famed divorce attorney to the stars, Laura Wasser.
"Kim met with Laura over the weekend,” says one insider. “She was at breaking point and needed to talk through where she stood with Kanye.”
"Kim loves Kanye, but they have been fighting constantly recently.
"They seem to bicker over everything, from how long it takes to get ready, to how much Kanye hates living at her mom Kris‘ house while their house is being renovated, to his temper, to how much he’s away for work.”
The source notes that Kim is currently just exploring her options so that she'll be ready should she decide to pull the plug on the grand experiment known as Kimye.
“Kim’s been getting increasingly stressed and unhappy," says the source.
"She’s tired all the time and thinks her husband should help out more. She doesn’t know how to fix things.”
Yeah, we're not buying it.
We're not saying that Kim and Kanye will definitely never get divorced, but if it happens, it'll first be teased out for months in order to make the pile of hundred dollar bills that Kris Jenner sleeps on slightly larger.
This family would not let some drama like that pass them by without making it into a special 4-part episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.