Generally, when a drunk Florida resident does something newsworthy, it's bound to be amusing.
When the shenanigans involve automobiles, it's usually less entertaining because of the very real chance that someone could get injured or killed, but thanks to Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon we now get to enjoy an intoxicated Floridian acting stupid in a car without fear of her destroying anyone's life but her own:
Yes, the woman in the video above is a fourth-year neurology resident who proves once and for all that sometimes you can make the right decision (like calling an Uber when you're plowed) and still f--k up in epic fashion.
We don't get to see how it started, but for some reason, Dr. Ramiskoon winds up flipping out so hard on her Uber driver that she draws a crowd.
The fact that there's no way in hell he's driving this woman home doesn't stop her from getting in his car and tearing it apart like a toddler with a bellyful of appletinis.
The video ends when Anjali walks away from the scene, but according to witnesses, she didn't get far:
"Once in handcuffs, she then tried kicking some of the police officers on the scene," the user wrote.
"It was only when they put her in the police car that she started crying, apologizing, and claiming that she would lose her medical license (she claimed to be a neurologist) if she got arrested."
Sources say the parties agreed on a cash settlement in lieu of arrest, but the future of Dr. Ramiksoon's career in medicine remains in question.
She may not be as memorable as the Florida woman who stole a reporter's car on live TV, or the one who attacked a cop at the DMV last month - but Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon has definitely earned a spot in our Florida Woman Hall of Shame: