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Danielle Staub has announced plans to write a memoir.

In related news: Danielle Staub is a former Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member who worked as a stripper and made a sex tape and who once filed for bankruptcy and who allegedly used to snort cocaine while working as a prostitute.

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We’re guessing she won’t be writing about most of these things in her upcoming book.

“I’m breaking my silence,” Staub Tweeted on Thursday night in confirming her future authorship.

“And writing my tell all including the ‘Reality of #RHONJ’ the impact on mine and my family’s life’s @Andy @bravotv.”

In other words: look out, Andy Cohen and ex-Real Housewives of New Jersey castmates. Staub is apparently planning to expose all your dirty lies and secrets.

Staub was infamously at the center of that viral “prostitution whore” 2009 table-flip scene with Teresa Giudice.

She has already written a book, 2010’s The Naked Truth, in which addressed her alleged criminal past that was discussed on the Bravo program.

A mother of two, Staub was good friends with Jacqueline Laurita when she first joined the series.

However, she quickly clashed with all the women and departed the franchise in 2012 after just two seasons, leaving many viewers with the memory of her getting her hair pulled out by Laurita’s daughter, Ashley.

"I’m way too good for this," Staub told Us Weekly at the time of her exit. "They have used me about as much as I can be used."

So now it’s time for Danielle Staub to use The Real Housewives of New Jersey, we guess.

Will you buy her book?