Snooki Gets a House-Flipping Show, Declared "Interior Design Maven"

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You've been proud of yourself for not mentioning the words "Snooki" or "Jersey Shore" in the last few years, but the life ruiners over in television land want to change that with not one, but two new shows featuring Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

Snooki's Birthday Party

Not only do we have Snooki & JWOWW: Moms With Attitude to look forward to, but more Snooki with a slice of Jionni!

Deadline Hollywood reports that the Jersey Shore alum and her husband, Ashley Madison subscriber Jionni Lavalle have landed their own 8-episode series with FYI, Nicole & Jionni's Shore Flip.

Ignoring the use of Nicole's Christian name rather than her nickname, the network credited Snook's talent as "an interior design maven and entrepreneur in her post-MTV days."

Interior design maven...ok. 

Lavalle gets to make use of his "background as a contractor and builder."

Snooki and Jionni's family members, close friends and other clowns will help as they "undertake their first business venture together flipping houses which between family and work is no walk on the beach."

What I wouldn't give for Jeff Lewis to make unscheduled appearances throughout the season to reduce their American dream to nothing more than a contaminated hot tub littered with keg cups.

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi
Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki