Brandi Glanville has never been the shy type, but usually when she’s looking for attention, she just calls her co-stars c–ts or lashes out at her ex-husband.
Ever since Brandi got fired from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, however, it hasn’t been quite as easy for her to find an audience.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and clearly Brandi is feeling the thirst hard these days. So naturally, she decided to get as naked as she can without violating Instagram’s no-nipple policy.
"2 abs down, 4 to go," Brandi captioned the pic. "Remember I’ve had 2 kids and I’m old but I’m trying."
Yes, clearly abs are the focal point of this photo and not the epic underboob, complete with hint of areola.
Brandi might be wanna pretend like she’s just showing off the results of her pilates, or Atkins, or lipo, or whatever she’s into these days, but we know what’s really going on.
All summer, LeAnn Rimes bikini photos and have been racking up the likes and re-posts, while Brandi – an ex-wife and now an ex-Housewife – has been sitting around practicing her wine-throwing techniques in case she ever makes it back to the big show.
We think this photo is her way of showing the world (and LeAnn, in particular) that not only has her pity party left her with plenty of time to do crunches, she still has top-notch boobies. We approve.
Now go enjoy a glass of pinot, Brandi. You’ve earned it.