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We reported last week that Stassi Schroeder was fired from Vanderpump Rules and banned from setting foot in any of Lisa V’s restaurants.

Clearly, she did something to piss off Lisa and as you know if you watch Vanderpump Rules online, angering the Queen of Sur is usually punishable by (career) death.

So what did Stassi do to get under Lisa’s skin? Allow Johnny Depp’s-character-in-Chocolat-turned-Sur-manager Peter Madrigal to explain:

"Stassi’s not coming back for Season 4," Peter says in the above clip from TMZ. "She dissed Lisa, she dissed everyone from Bravo. She called Lisa an old woman. I don’t know what her problem is, but she can go f–k herself at this point."

Yikes. Tell us what you really think, Peter. 

Asked if Lisa is upset with Stassi, Peter makes another blunt assessment of the situation:

"Of course she’s upset with Stassi! Who wouldn’t be? Like, what the f–k is that?…Once you start making war with Lisa, it’s over. [Stassi] walked across that bridge, thres some gasoline over it, lit a match and burned it."

So there you have it. The Stassi Era is officially over, and it ended as cattily as it began.

Try not to get too misty as you click through the following GIFs: