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CMT’s Party Down South Season 3 Episode 9 was titled "The Big Uneasy," and well, that was an apt name for an installment for a couple of reasons:

  1. It was set in New Orleans, Louisiana;
  2. S–t was uncomfortable at times.

It makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

So what went down, south, on Party Down South Season 3 Episode 9 that made this such an emotional installment? Let’s recap the drama below!

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Those of us who watch Party Down South online remember we left off last week with Mattie in the bathroom crying about how her family isn’t there.

Tiffany calms her down and puts her to bed, but soon enough, Mattie’s family arrives at around 9 p.m. and she rallies like a champ. Off to the bar!

Before long, mom is grinding and all is well.

Martha, Lyle and Daddy had an interesting night of their own, while the next morning, we find out Walt pissed on the couch in a puddle of his own …

Well, let’s turn it over to Wild Lyle to tell it.

“You know you had a successful night when Walt pees on your sofa,” observes Lyle, and truer words have probably never been spoken if you ask us.

Soon it’s off to New Orleans, but not everything goes as planned as money spent on beads does not yield the rewards one might have hoped for.

“Where’s all the talent? I spent 250 dollars on beads. I shoulda taken that money and hit up a strip club on Bourbon Street,” says Lyle, a bit miffed.

Lyle’s friend then shows up and starts creeping on Mattie. She’s down with the creeping, though, so it’s all good. She’s less excited about her tooth.

It hurts like a b–ch, and the dentist has to give her antibiotics, which she can’t drink while taking, which is pretty much a fate worse than death.

Hopefully she can get through this.

Finally, Daddy and Hott Dogg finally hit it off, instead of wanting to literally hit each other, while Tiffany’s dad relays some sad news about his blood clot.

Tiffany leaves to be by his side. We wish him the best, and for all of you kids out there looking to emulate the people on this show, just remember:

You may end up in this gallery!