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Last year, the Internet gave us the glorious sight of a hamster eating a tiny pizza and we loved every second of it.

But as anyone who’s ever scrolled through a YouTube comment board knows, for every cool, cute or humorous thing online, there are about 10,000 jackasses just waiting to make you question your faith in humanity.

On that note, we give you Idiot Teen Biting the Head Off of a Hamster. Take it away, Idiot Teen:

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Thankfully, the footage has been censored so as to not show the actual severing of the poor critter’s head but it remains shocking, nonetheless.

Little is known about the young psychopath in the clip, but the video was first uploaded under the title, "Alleged Florida State Fraternity Member Bites Head Off Hamster in Spring Break Video."

Yes, the Spring Break traditions of sun, fun, and revolting acts of animal cruelty live on. Makes you long for your own days as a young, carefree sadist, doesn’t it?

While the identity of the young man has yet to be confirmed, the video couldn’t have come at a worse time for America’s fraternities and their already-shaky reputations.

Earlier this month, video that showed members of the University of Oklahoma chapter of Sigma Alpha Epsilon singing racial slurs sparked nationwide outrage and led to talk of banning fraternities from college campuses altogether.

This moron and his unique idea of Spring Break revelry may not be quite as infuriating, but it certainly doesn’t help the cause America’s frat bros.