Katy Perry is probably not pregnant, but it's easy to see how this Instagram photo, which she posted earlier today, sparked a whole round of rumors to that affect.
After all, who the heck obtains a "MOM" necklace, puts on that particular piece, documents it with a photo and shares that pic on the Internet unless ...
The photo, which shows the lower portion of Katy's face - Kylie Jenner-esque lips, but no beautiful eyes - is clearly meant to draw attention to said jewelry.
(That and her festive green sweater. Happy St. Patrick's Day!!)
But seriously though ... "MOM"? on it? One doesn't purchase or wear such a thing without good reason. Is that reason that she's pregnant right now?
Again, we have to doubt it. Or at least hope against all hope that it's not so, given those Katy Perry and John Mayer reconciliation rumors. No ... just, no.
A better theory? Like Lady Gaga, she's mother to ... her fans.
Like Gaga's Little Monsters refer to her as the "Mother Monster," Katy is the "mother" of her KatyCats. We don't believe we actually wrote that out either.
Some of those Cats online are claiming that it's a shout out to them. Then again, these are people who idolize all things Katy Perry. They WOULD think that.
But maybe they're right. Katy clearly takes care of business when it comes to her relationships and isn't about to have a family and settle down yet.
Then again, we thought Chris Brown was careful too ... and then came Nia Amey. Also, Katy's been on record saying she doesn't need a man to have kids.
Some things to think about and overanalyze. We still don't buy it.
Here's a fun look back at the men who could've been Katy's baby daddy in an alternate life, though ... she clearly doesn't have a type when it comes to guys:
