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Charlie Sheen isn’t exactly known for his laid back demeanor, but when he flies into one of his famous online tirades, there’s usually some reason for it (even if it’s a totally, batsh-t crazy reason).

Back in January, when Sheen attacked Kim Kardashian on Twitter, it was because he thought she denied some little girl an autograph. (It turned out he was wrong.)

Earlier this month, when Sheen threatened Chuck Lorre, it was was because the producer crushed a Sheen look-alike with a falling piano on Two and a Half Men. (Like we said, crazy reasons count in Sheen World.)

The latest target of Sheen’s outrage, however, seems to have done nothing worse than what millions of other Americans did this week:

Sheen and Richards
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Yes, President Obama filled out an NCAA tournament bracket, and Charlie Sheen is super pissed about it for some reason.

“Barry Satera Kenya you won’t attend a soldier’s funeral uhkros da street that u kild yet u have time 4 brackets? s a d,” Sheen tweeted last night.  He added a link to a photo of Obama making his predictions on ESPN.

Yes, at first glance, it appears that Sheen’s tweet is written in some sort of nonsense language that twins teach each other, so allow us to interpret.

It seems Sheen is pissed because he bought into the bogus story that the Obama administration failed to send a representative to the funeral of Maj. Gen. Howard Green, when in actuality, then-Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel was in attendance.

In addition, Sheen is apparently angry that Obama is a college basketball, fan who…has a father from Kenya? We never claimed to fully understand this work of Sheenius. 

As you might guess, the tweet was composed around 2 am, and we doubt that Charlie even knows exactly what the hell he was trying to say.

Perhaps he should stick to easier targets like LeSean McCoy and his scandalous tipping practices.