David Bowie wasn’t on hand to declare a winner, and there was no Mugatu campaign at stake, but the latest walk-off between Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson was a memorably fashionable affair nonetheless.
Stiller and Wilson reprised their roles as Derek Zoolander and Hansel (So hot right now.) during a Valentino Fashion Week event in Paris last night.
The two actors strutted their stuff on the runway not to promote Derelicte, but as a sort of live-action teaser for the upcoming Zoolander sequel.
Paramount recently confirmed that Zoolander 2 will hit theaters on February 12, 2016, so it’s a bad time to be the Prime Minister of Malaysia, but a good time for the world the world to be reminded of how really ridiculously good-looking Derek and Hansel are.
No word on whether or not any of the proceeds from last night’s show will be donated to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good, Too.
We’d look into it, but investigatory journalism is not our strong suit.
Thus far, no witnesses have revealed if Stiller was able to turn left on the runway. Actor Billy Zane could not be reached for comment and it’s believed that someone told him to "put a cork in it, Zane."