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You may want to sit down, because we’re afraid we’ve got some horrific news:

You’ll never get the pleasure of watching the June Shannon sex tape.

We know you’re probably feeling that there’s no reason to go on living, but allow Mama June to explain:

“I have more respect for myself and my kids and my family,” June said of the offer from Vivid Entertainment. “It ain’t happening. Not even for a zillion dollars.”

There’s no word on whether or not June’s aware that “a zillion” is not a real number, but there are reports that she stood to make over $1 million for doin’ it with Sugar Bear Thompson on camera.

As you’ve probably heard, both Shannon and Thompson are unemployed after TLC canceled the reality show that made them famous following reports that June was dating convicted child molester Mark McDaniel.

McDaniel served ten years in prison for molesting Anna Shannon – June’s eldest daughter – yet “Mama June” had no problem bringing him into the home she shares with her three youngest daughters.

And this woman thinks that porn is beneath her. Maybe she’s operating under the idea that not getting naked in front of a camera crew is the first step in getting back into society’s good graces.