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Veteran Cat is back to advise Unsure Kitten.

Back in June, we ran a Buzzfeed video that served as an extended, amazingly awesome ad for Friskies. It featured the narration of an older feline offering words of wisdom to a young animal of his same species, warning him against the "monster known as vaccum."

Now, the two have returned for another "Dear Kitten" spot, one focuses on that new "thing" in the house.

"It is called a ‘dog,’" the older cat explains. "Imagine a cat. Now take away cleanliness, independence, and intelligence. What you have left is basically a dog."

The cat goes on to tell the kitten about what dogs do with newspapers… how they’ll eat "butt paper"… and how they possess a "psycho furry sword" that he’d be well served to avoid.

Be sure to watch until at least the 2:10 mark and just try not to burst out laughing when the cat goes on about owners referring to their canines as a "puppy."

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In real life, of course, dogs and cats get along better than most realize. Even big dogs and cats.

Just look at how this Bulldog has adopted a set of kittens: