Lindsay Lohan: I'm Done Partying and Dating!

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For some reason, Lindsay Lohan was invited to the GQ Awards in London earlier this week, where she proceeded to be her usual spoiled diva self and totally alienate everyone involved with organizing the event.

But before attempting to single-handedly ruin the party, Lindsay took her time working the red carpet and making hilarious statements to reporters on hand:

Lindsay Lohan GQ Awards Photo

"Being here in London is all about me this time," Lindsay told the Daily Mail. "Yeah, English guys are cute, but it's not about the boys. It's about getting away from Los Angeles and New York and starting fresh."

"I'm not partying tonight. I'm going home, as I need to be at work tomorrow. This is what it's all about...I've been acting since I was a child."

Yes, Lindsay's been acting since she was a child. Unless you count that period between 2004 and 20?? when she was an unemployable trainwreck.

The important thing is, she moved to a new country, cut ties with her sober friends, and now she's a totally different person. You know it's only a matter of time before she starts speaking with a British accent.

Case in point: last week we learned that Lindsay prefers dating women, and now she's apparently back to men.

Maybe she'll pull a similar 180 with regard to her career and become a competent, committed, in-demand actress. And maybe the Devil will start challenging Hitler to one-on-one games of ice hockey.

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About that English accent thing. Lohan is not talented enough to actually learn how to speak in one, and the guys she does for cash usually have other foreign accents.

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That blowing kisses pose went out with the tiny tots beauty pagents. Someone should teach her a new one.

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@ Ejan

AGREED. Seriously, someone needs to get it through Lindsay's head that her flashing the peace sign and blowing kisses --IT'S BEEN DONE, it's been overdone, it's been done to death and every time she does it it makes people CRINGE because it's like she just doesn't get it that she needs a new approach. For God's Sake Lindsay, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT! Or nothing at all, beside a soft, kind wave to people. it's like every time you show up somewhere, you tell the same stupid knock-knock joke over and over. People don't like it anymore, it's a rip off of Marilyn and ..who...Lennon ...or ..Nixon? You NEED a whole new act, Lindsay. A whole DIFFERENT approach. Ditch the cheap extensions that don't even match your hair, go darker red or something...change your output towards the world. Sick to death of your robotics.

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@ Ejan

But if she doesn't do that 50 times a day, how will she sue anyone when they actually try her signature move?

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Nasty,,,,,gollem lohan looks 60ish joan rivers looked younger

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these are other words with the same meaning: I AM BROKE?
lilo.............lilo....................................HELLO?

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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