A common criticism of the Kardashian-Jenner clan is that they’re massively famous despite the fact that none of them are particularly good at anything.
Well, Kylie proved the haters wrong yesterday by demonstrating her most enviable talent. Sure, she may not be able to act, sing, or dance, but Kylie’s got the number one skill needed to make it in Hollywood – metabolism!
Actually, her friends and family say Kylie can sing, but she could have a voice like Pavarotti and it still wouldn’t be as impressive as her ability to scarf down a pile of Jack in the Box Munchie Meals and still still look like she just got voted off the island yesterday.
Of course, Kylie’s 17, that lovely age at which you can inhale a few thousand calories of grease-beef and not morph into Danny Devito overnight, so hopefully she enjoys it while she still can.
Then again, Kylie might be a candidate for our You Did Not Eat That hall of fame, because we have a hard time believing she actually went to town on a stack of loaded nuggets and curly fries.
But who knows? Maybe we’ve finally gotten to the bottom of the great Kylie Jenner lip injection debate. Perhaps she has a rare medical condition where she only gains weight in her lips.
It would be the most model-friendly ailment since tapeworms.
