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Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell appeared on the premiere of VH1’s Couples Therapy Wednesday night, and it was literally painful to watch.

Seriously, if you watch The Bachelor, you know how indescribably bad he was on that? Well, this is probably worse, because he’s almost more earnest.

Normally that’s a good thing, but with Juan Pablo? Being more earnest just means being even more open and honest about what a douche he is.

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Remember when Juan Pablo Galavis non-proposed to Nikki Ferrell and didn’t tell her he loved her, but she agreed to stay with him on the finale?

Well, that was then and … it’s also now. On Couples Therapy, we learn that he still hasn’t done so, and still has no idea (or concern) about Nikki’s feelings.

Dr. Jenn Berman, the soothing counseling and reality show host, asked Juan Pablo gently on the premiere what he thinks about the duo’s future.

“I haven’t thought about it,” he says.

Words fail us at this point, honestly.

 

“I feel like he’s so nonchalant about things,” says Nikki. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen something be a big deal to him, and I feel like a lot of things are kind of a big deal to me.”

You mean you’re a normal person?!

Astonishingly, Juan Pablo is still playing the language barrier card, saying Nikki Ferrell now understands his "culture," which is the biggest load of crap imaginable.

“I do understand that in his language, it’s a totally different thing than when you’re dating in America, but I am an American,” Nikki says of Juan’s lack of l-word use.

At this, Juan Pablo literally rolls his eyes.

Nikki, almost pathetically, confesses that she holds out hope that one day, in the distant future, in a galaxy far, far away, Juan Pablo might say he loves her.

His response? “I didn’t know that.”

When do we start the breakup countdown? Because while we give her major props for sticking it out this long, even Nikki has to have a breaking point. Right?

Someone call Clare Crawley