Unlike many hornball teens, 20- and 30-somethings, Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed have no need to ogle those leaked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence nude.
Because they apparently are heavily invested in each other's bodies.
The two hit up a Toronto sex shop and walked away with nearly $1,000 worth of stuff. This isn't just some tabloid rumor, either ... the duo was really there.
Witnesses spied them at the Seduction Love Boutique on Sunday.
An off-duty employee said he recognized The Vampire Diaries star, but couldn't quite place from where, and even commented, "You look like Zac Efron."
Ian, laughing it off, told the employee, "Nope, wrong guy."
Luckily for the Zac Efron fan, TMZ was able to ID the correct actor in his cell phone photo, giving us insight into the sex life into Ian and his new flame.
All told, Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed made off with a kinky mix of vibrators, handcuffs and restraints, dropping a cool $860 at the erotic boutique.
What happened after they left? Only they know.
Still, you can imagine and use the gallery of photos below for more visuals. We just hope his co-star Nina Dobrev hasn't gotten wind of this story ...