Teen Mom slash porn star-author-entrepreneur Farrah Abraham, returning to VH1's Couples Therapy for its All-Star Reunion, does not lack for self-confidence.
This has always been true, but it's something she credits the show with.
“Not everything is perfect," she said on the reunion special, "I don’t have somebody in my life or anything, but I do know that I’m making the right steps.”
“I had an amazing experience and a lot of growth personally with Dr. Jenn, and it was a good thing for me to come back and share where I am."
“I am now very secure with being single and I love myself more than I ever have and I think self love is more important right now for my own sake."
Hard as it is not to giggle or have your mind go to some filthy places when you read a Farrah Abraham quote about "self love," she's serious in her outlook.
Abraham ended her feud with Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra.
“When we fight and bicker [we] don’t really know how to speak and be polite, to work through our problems,” the single mom of 5-year-old Sophia said.
“It ended with a hug and we’re happy. That is how it should be.”
How it should be is not always how it actually is, of course.
Farrah traded barbs at one point with fellow Couples Therapy All-Star reunion guest Tiny Hailey, yelling at her “who the f--k are you!?” Tiny's reply:
"You shut the f--k up before you get that wig snatched off!”
Ouch, that's got to hurt. The insult, and the wig snatching.
Of her ongoing beef with Jenelle Evans, Farrah said, “I don’t respond to her… She’s not fighting with me, she’s fighting with herself. I don’t have time for that.”
She won't have to make time for Teen Mom Season 5. While Maci Bookout, Amber Portwood and Lowell all signed on, Farrah will not return to the show.
“I think I did my job to the utmost in showing the world my struggle and overcoming it and that’s why I was a part of that show,” the 23-year-old said.
“I think I did that and I’m no longer a Teen Mom and I’m no longer struggling… I am moving on and I think everyone is happier and we’re all in great places.”
In her case, that's raking in half a million for stripping, and/or making sex toys out of your junk and/or dressing up like this for porn conventions. Good times.