Kate Upton is so smoldering hot, she's practically volcanic. Radioactive.
Never has have unreal looks been such a lightning rod for controversy as this week, though. When that first hacked Kate Upton topless photo hit the web?
Talk about a feeding frenzy. Which we understand, and yet not.
On one hand, it is Kate Upton nude. We don't have to give you a long dissertation on why an authentic image of this would carry a certain appeal.
On the flip side ... it's Kate Upton! This is a young woman who makes a living posing half-naked (at times even less than half, we'd posit) on a regular basis.
It's a bit baffling to us. The long and short of it, THG readers?
You don't need to venture into the depths of Reddit and 4Chan for pics some hacker went phishing for and violated her privacy to obtain illegally.
You can simply click through 25 amazing images of Upton in perpetual motion - GIF style - that were taken from her public body of work. And what a body it is.
There is beauty, and there is the jaw-dropping, adorable, voluptuous, all-natural, all-American epitome of unquestioned perfection that is Kate Upton.
Click above. And prepare to sort of hate Justin Verlander.