Shoes by Jews Commercial Promises to Add 3 Inches to Your... You (Might) Know What

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Suffering from a lack of self-confidence, fellas?

Not getting enough respect at work?

Often embarrassed in front of your girlfriend?

Not to worry. You can now add three inches to your manhood, thanks to Shoes by Jews, a company whose epic commercial promises to increase your height.

What, did you think we were referring to something else?!?

This uproarious (and accurate!) ad immediately goes into the pantheon of greats, right alongside Kate Upton shilling for Hot Pockets and Mila Kunis for Jim Beam.

We're guessing those women wouldn't object to their men being a bit... taller, as well.

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