The latest issue of Star magazine features accounts from non-famous peasants who have hooked up with A-list celebrities.
Yesterday, we learned that Taylor Swift talks about her cats incessantly when she's on a date. Today, we receive news that the Baby Goose spills a wide variety of bodily fluids in the bedroom.
"He was the best lover I've ever had," recalls a woman who's described by Star as a "curvy blond."
While Ryan's hook-up partner gave the sexy-time, itself, a thumbs-up, she says things began to get weird almost immediately afterward:
"I heard him sniffling," says the woman. "Then I realized I had tears gushing down his face. I asked him if he was alright and he said sometimes he gets emotional."
There may be a few Notebook devotees who will be thrilled to hear that Ryan is every bit the sensitive dude that he portrays on screen, but we think for most women, that's not the kind of "gushing" you wanna see during a one-night stand.
Still, we don't think this will hurt his standing with the ladies too much. We're sure wisdom teeth girl still very much wants to have sex with Gosling.