Ramona Singer Tried, Failed to Sell Out Cheating Mario to Tabloids; Settled For Twitter

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Ever the enterprising businesswoman, Ramona Singer reportedly tried to cash in on the dissolution of her marriage to cheating husband Mario Singer.

Alas, it was not to be. There were no takers in her bid to sell the story to celebrity gossip outlets, so Ramona settled for confirming the divorce on Twitter.

For free. Tragic. We hope she's recovering from that devastation.

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Mario Singer and Kasey Dexter

Sure, she was legitimately heartbroken, but The Real Housewives of New York City wild woman knows how the business works. Lemons to lemonade, etc.

According to a source, after she caught Mario cheating again, “Ramona personally called several reporters, offering to sell the exclusive announcement."

Hilariously, the source adds that a desperate Ramona "was seeking $2,500, but no one bit. Even reducing the price to $500 didn’t generate any interest.”

Five hundred bucks? We're not sure what's funnier, that no one would pay that or that she even took the time to shop the intel for a three-figure sum.

The anonymous source puts it best, adding:

"It’s bizarre that after shutting down any discussion of Mario’s alleged cheating on the [RHONYC] reunion, Ramona was now willing to talk ... for a price.”

Failing that, she Tweeted, “I have decided to move on with my life without Mario. I tried my best to make my marriage work. I am excited for the new chapter in my life.”

Not even three days later, he stepped out with Kasey Dexter in the Hamptons, having been tapping that on the side for quite some time apparently.

Back in January, Ramona filed for divorce from her husband of 27 years, but decided to give him a second chance and the couple tried to reconcile.

So much for that. Hang in there, Crazy Eyes. He's not worth it anyway. Enjoy that next chapter you Tweeted about for free and stock up on Pinot.

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He left her long ago, is enjoying his freedom, he deserves a medal for staying that long of a sentence with that wacko.

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How cool is it that Ramona has decided to move on with her life without her husband....it would seem that he made the same decision some time ago.

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Ramona is getting her just desserts, she is a loud mouth, bitter woman,condescending and evil and nasty to all those around her, I would do more than splash water on her if she screamed and threw something in my face, I quit watching the show because of her. I hope Mario enjoys his freedom.

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Is he dating his daughter?