Miranda Kerr: Pregnant With Justin Bieber's Baby, According to Hilarious Tabloid Report

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Just when you thought the fun of the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom feud was over, now comes an awesomely shameless report from Star magazine claiming that Miranda is secretly knocked up by the Biebs.

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Yes, in case you forgot or just want to relive the amazingness: Bloom tried to punch Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza last month. 

The incident reportedly stemmed from the fact that Bieber slept with Miranda Kerr while she was still married to Bloom. 

That claim was supported by the fact that Bieber posted a photo of Kerr to his Instagram page shortly after the fight occurred, seemingly in an effort to taunt Bloom.

So yes, as difficult as it is to imagine, Miranda Kerr might have had sex with Justin Bieber. It's an unfair world and we'll just have to accept that...but there's no way we're buying that she's pregnant with a Biebus fetus.

Best of all, Star dropped this bombshell and didn't even make it a main cover story. No, that honor went to a story about Gwyneth Paltrow's new relationship. Because, ya know...that's a bigger deal than the world's biggest pop star impregnating a married supermodel.

Ah, tabloids. Sometimes good for news...always good for a laugh. 

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