Well, this is a new one.
A 53-year old named William McDaniel was arrested Saturday night after he supposedly called the police to complain that a stripper would not have sex with him.
According to The Smoking Gun, McDaniel was enjoying himself at Sagebrush Sam's in Butte, Montana when he gave a stripped $350 for a private dance.
However, much to William's chagrin, the dance ended abruptly when McDaniel allegedly became "sexually aggressive" towards the dancer, law enforcement officials tell The Montana Standard.
Peeved that that his advances were turned down, McDaniel called 911 to tell authorities that the woman would not have intercourse with him.
Authorities responded by charging McDaniel with soliciting prostitution.
Butte-Silver Bow Undersheriff George Skuletich told The Montana Standard that McDaniel felt he was "ripped off" and "assumed he paid the $350 for sexual acts that didn't occur."
Always sucks when that happens, doesn't it? But, hey, at least the guy's wife isn't throwing out his beers!