Rumors of Jay Z cheating on Beyonce have been around for so long that the rapper will soon have more alleged mistresses than Tiger Woods.
While some, like Casey Cohen, have sued to keep their names out of the press, others are thoroughly enjoying their 15 minutes of fame.
Aspiring rapper Liv, for example, has gone so far as to record and release a diss track in which she attacks Beyonce over the beat of Outkast's 2001 hit, "Ms. Jackson."
"I was gonna respect you," the song begins. "But since you crossed over into my lane, it's time to check you,"Your man? He likes all natural, flawless model chicks like me."
Liv then begins to rap about her newfound tabloid stardom: "I make songs about my life and style, not knowing it would end up in Life & Style."
Confusingly, Liv claims that she never had sex with Jay, but that the two of them enjoyed an emotional intimacy that Bey will never understand:
"Me and Jay never screwed...we connected on some hip hop sh-t, he could be himself with me any day that sh-t...We were attracted like magnets, us crossing paths was no accident...When I stepped out, I took a piece of his heart."
She goes on to name drop other possible Jay cheating partners like Rita Ora, and dissect the rapper's lyrics for clue that he'll never settle down.
Of course, Liv never explains why she felt the need to record such an assaultive track if she legitimately never had an affair with Jay, but we know the answer...and we honestly can't blame her. May as well try to get that 16th minute of fame while you can, Liv.