Lindsay Lohan: I Can't Help That I'm So Popular!

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Ten years ago, Lindsay Lohan probably would never have imagined that a London stage production would be her biggest job in years, but that'll happen when your priorities shift from trying to act on screen to trying to act like you're not on cocaine.

Lindsay covers the new issue of Wonderland magazine and the only thing funnier than Lindsay's insanely Photoshopped face is the tagline beneath her image.

Lindsay Lohan Wonderland Magazine Cover

"I can't help that I'm so popular," as you may remember, is a line from the 2004 film Mean Girls, and despite what seems to be a joke at her expense, Lindsay has been tweeting about how thrilled she is to be on the cover.

Think about it. Mean Girls came out ten years ago.

It's literally the last Lindsay Lohan movie that anyone saw or gave a crap about. Just about every major cast member has gone on to bigger things while Lindsay - who was an A-lister at the time - has become an international joke.

You would think that Lindsay would avoid any association with the film, but you would be forgetting that her coke-addled brain is no longer capable of embarrassment.

Of course, now that Lindsay has a new sugar daddy, we're surprised that she's still working and doing photo shoots. Then again, she does have some pretty expensive habits.

Handbags, of course...we're talking about her addiction to handbags.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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