Linda Hogan is steaming mad over a seven-figure lawsuit filed by ex-boyfriend Charlie Hill, who alleges he was mistreated and paid like her personal man-servant.
Hulk's ex-wife counters that he lived the high life during their four-year relationship, and the freeloading ingrate has some kind of nerve to ask for more compensation.
Linda, then 48, began dating 19-year-old Charlie a few years ago; she says she paid for her boy toy's clothes, food, vacations and more. He even got an allowance.
Hill, though, has a different story, saying he now wants money for the chores SHE MADE HIM PERFORM, including fertilizing her trees (seriously).
Fortunately, he never fertilized ... never mind.
While Charlie Hill claims he was mistreated by having to wax her yacht and not just her booty, Hogan says Hill never had a real job during their relationship.
The yacht waxing is a specific thing he's bitching about, and one that has her particularly pissed, since she says he wanted to be a boat captain.
She paid for classes to get him certified, natch.
No word on why he would have to wax the boat personally if he was learning how to sail the thing, but we digress. Leave that one to the lawyers, right?
Speaking of which, Linda's lawyer Ray Rafool says, "Linda is embarrassed for Charlie and can't believe he would say such things" given their relationship.
48. 19. Sorry, we're still not over that.