A thief robbed Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick of a briefcase full of cash earlier this summer, because they obviously have those sitting around.
Southampton, N.Y. law enforcement officials say it was Scott who reported the case filled with $4,000 was jacked from their bedroom between July 1-4.
No word if Disick had alcohol poisoning during that stretch and that's why he can't pinpoint the exact day of the theft. We're kidding. And sorry. Mostly.
They reportedly think it may have been an inside job, as these sort of incidents are seemingly happening to the famous family with startling regularity.
If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, you know Khloe got robbed in similar fashion, and Kourt feels the burglar is someone close to them.
Nothing else was reported stolen and there was no indication of forced entry, furthering the belief that this person knew what to look for and where.
Kourtney reported a similar theft in February at her home in Calabasas - in which someone pilfered $50,000 (!) - and this was after the Khloe robbery.
In that case, someone ripped off around $250,000 worth of jewelry from Khloe's home. That krime was also never solved, but the krew was suspected.
Between Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and now Kourt's Hamptons spinoff, the support staff working for the Kards has become a massive enterprise.
Definitely sounds like an inside job to us. That or Lamar's drug dealers are really stealthy and looking to collect any way they can from his former in-laws.