Kim Kardashian Shills for Weight Loss Corset, Plummets to Pathetic New Low

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There was a time when Kim Kardashian was proud of her curves.

No, really. We're serious!

That time is difficult to recall, however, now that Kardashian is intent on serving as an awful role model for young women around the globe, constantly talking about her need to lose weight and even going to extreme lengths in order to do so.

Extreme, PROFITABLE lengths, we should say, as Kim fell to a new low last night, shilling for something called the Whats a Waist corset.

"#hourglass #waisttraining #nophotoshopnecessary #whatawaist.com," Kardashian wrote as a caption to the following image, counting her money as she did so:

Kim Kardashian Cinches Waist

This totally ridiculous product retails for $143.50 and the company behind it claims it could help you lose weight while slimming down your figure.

(NOTE to all readers: You are supposed to have a waist!!!!!!!!!! It's normal.)

Kim has been on a weight loss mission for weeks now, obnoxiously throwing it back to her #SkinnyDays and wondering why her body looks different simply because she had a baby.

"Do any of u moms see their bodies just not the same? a different shape? ughhhh my hips & butt are huge now! they were big to begin with!" she wrote, like an idiot, in early August.

In May, Khloe Kardashian also posted a photo on Instagram of herself using the Whats a Waist cincher.

We're therefore forced to make the following statement, in bold no less:

The Kardashians are not your friends. They are not recommending this weight loss technique to actually help you look better. They are being paid tons of money to post these photos and write these messages. Please remember that.

Oh, and also this: they are terrible human beings.

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Picture
This is a photo of Kim Kardashian's cleavage. Not that we needed to tell you that, of course. We're sure you already knew.

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