Kim Kardashian Selfies Book: Actually Coming Soon!

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At the time, the Kim Kardashian sex tape made perfect sense.

Back then, where else could you see Kim Kardashian nude? What did you really know about this large-breasted brunette? Getting rammed by Ray J on camera was a logical big first step into the celebrity gossip world.

But E! News now confirms that Rizzoli imprint Universe will come out with a book titled “Selfish” in April 2015 that will sell for $19.95 and be 352 pages worth of Kim Kardadshian selfies.

Kim Kardashian Selfies Book

These leaves us with a number of questions:

  1. Why only 352 pages? Didn't Kim recently take 1,200 selfies in Thailand alone?
  2. Why would anyone pay money for something they can see for free on the Internet?
  3. And, again, WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THIS?

The book was allegedly inspired by greed a collection of Polaroid snapshots Kim gave to Kanye West for Valentine's Day.

But you can just surf the World Wide Web and toggle through as many Kim Kardashian selfies as you want... at no cost! Here, look. See what we mean for yourself:

Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie
Hello, Kim Kardashians's rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.

Seriously, of all the ridiculous Kardashian family book ideas (below), this one takes the ludicrous cake.

Instead of spending $19.95 on "Selfish," we encourage you to set your money on fire. At least the flames will keep your warm.

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In my opinion, next to come is when kimmykakes-Botox, kills herself OFF to go into hiding because by that time she will have NWTTHP/Nori-seaweed/North-West/Ignori, following in her footsteps and Pimping out her daughter like Pimp mama kris jenner does her on a daily routine. Think out of the BOX, besides she could RETIRED,and control her daughters life, watch NWTTHP, will be starring in commercials/children clothing line, movies she is already being seen in the non reality show with kimmykakes-Botox. I can just say real soon just give it time. Oh how did kanye little boy-man, changed his mind to allow NWTTHP/Nori-seaweed/North-West/Ignoir, to be all in the cameras with kim, kanye little boy-man, has no manhood to stand up to kimmykakes-Botox, especially to Pimp mama kris jenner, she runs her daughter so big time. Kimmykakes-Botox, is always jumping through her Pimp mama's kris jenner, HOOPS, and it you can see how Kris Jenner, really wants to be in kimmykakes-Botox, place she want kims LIFE,Black Baby,and everything else that comes with it. It is what it is and I do wish all WELL. So by killing herself off she would become a TRILLIONNAIRE, right,and walk among people in the world with a new complete FACE,Body, etc. Last not least kimmykakes-Botox, yes might be pregnant soon because her surrogate is having the baby, right. Kimmykakes-Botox, does not strike me to eager to get pregnant for it will destroy her BODY she has so Worked hard for to CREATE. Remember it is only an opinion.

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Her face is going downhill, fast.

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so she has plans to dump kanye for good?

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]