Ibiza, Spain is the center of the celebrity gossip world these days.
As you may have heard, Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber last week after the two exchanged words over Miranda Kerr.
Then, fire and brimstone nearly destroyed us all when Bieber hung out with Kim Kardashian and kompany during a birthday party for designer Riccardo Tisci.
Also on Friday evening, apparently, Kim caught up with old friend Paris Hilton, posing for an Instagram picture with the ex-A lister:
"Reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006! @parishilton it was so good to see you & catch up!! Loves it lol," Kardashian wrote as a caption.
It seems impossible to believe now, but Kim once served as Hilton's assistant, back when Paris was the talentless reality star mocked by most people around the world.
Then the Kim Kardashian sex tape was released. Then Kris Jenner mastered the art of marketing. And then the rest became nauseating history.
Hilton will soon release her second studio album in an attempt to once again be relevant, but she'll need a lot more than terrible vocal skill to surpass Kim's baffling fame at this point.