While Jay Z and Beyonce maintain tight control over Blue Ivy photos and rarely speak about their 2-year-old daughter in interviews, Kim Kardashian is busy making sure that North West is the most overexposed child on the planet.
North made her modeling debut within days of learning to walk (seriously) and photos of the directionally named superstar baby have been known to go for top dollar.
Yes, Kim even made North's first birthday into a media event, so it should come as no surprise that she's willing to talk about every aspect of the little girl's life in interviews...including which parent she seems to prefer.
We probably shouldn't be surprised by this one, but Kim revealed in a recent interview that Norri is the world's youngest Kanye fan:
"She's been saying daddy and dada for a really long time. Since she was seven months," Kim said in a recent interview. In the interest of saving face, she quickly added, "She says mama [too]. She said it the night before Mother's Day, but she doesn't say it much."
Wow. Talking at seven months and she knows when it's Mother's Day? If there's one couple we wouldn't have expected to create a genius baby, it's certainly Kimye.
As for Nori's parental preference, that's kind of a no-brainer, don't ya think? Dad's always on the road or wearing diamond-studded Versace leather masks around the house, so it's a thrill whenever you get to see his face.
Meanwhile, mom's constantly making you pose for selfies, and it's gotta be kind of insulting when she spends hours Photoshopping your pics. You made the right call, Nori.
North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.
Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.
Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.
Banjo, the son of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor, is not only named after a musical instrument, but probably the most absurd one to name a kid after you could think of. With the possible exception of oboe.