We're very sorry to break it you, North West. But your parents aren't in love.
We know this may be difficult to hear, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are living a "FAKE MARRIAGE," according to the latest In Touch Weekly cover.
The stars allegedly sleep in "separate bedrooms” and engage in “scripted public appearances,” with their relationship no more than a “business deal" between money-hungry celebrities.
This isn't the first time we've heard Kim and Kanye are miserable together.
But it is the most detailed report we've encountered yet on the subject... although it's important to remember: this is the same magazine that claimed Kimye was done after 58 days.
So perhaps we should take its claims with a grain of salt the size of Kanye's ego. Or Kim's butt. Whichever you prefer.
Here's the thing: even though we doubt the Kardashian/West marriage is a "charade fueled by image and greed," as alleged in this article, would anyone be totally shocked if it were true?
That alone says a great deal about the individuals at the center of it.