Kids Pose Like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Humanity Weeps

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We don't know the names of the kids in the following photo.

We don't know their ages or their hometowns or their lots in life or anything aside from what is depicted below.

But we just hope pray there's still hope for the children, though we fear it may be too late, considering the pose they're making in this image and how they're clearly striving to be just like - GULP! - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West...

Kimye Wannabes

Kim, naturally, finds the wannabe stars "cute," but a few other adjectives enter our mind first. Like... misguided.

Remember in August 2013 when President Obama argued that Kim and Kanye were representative of a negative shift in celebrity culture?

A few years ago, "kids weren't monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success," Obama said, making us wonder what he'd think of a $5 million Kim Kardashian cathedral.

Perhaps the kids above can look through the following Kim Kardashian photos and realize that the ex-sex tape star isn't one to emulate after all. Far from it, in fact.

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Reminds me of how a few years back, some one posted a pix of their 1y/o kinchin in full battle fatigue garb of a suicide bomber. Gr8 parents, these.

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Actually, it's disgusting to see a little runt immitating the big runt. Both trying to macho their Lola's into submission via Michael Jackson crotch-style manipulation. Which, btw, is to say- the Brute's obvious intention is to continue stimulation, searching for the Grotto's secret but sweet sensation, denoting any & all implied intention for a cessation of what might become glorious consumation (out of sheer desperation) the ultimate eureka.

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Kardashian/West families don't care. The enternet, TV, Entertainment Industry keeps them alive and laughing all the way to the bank. Sort of like Sarah Palin style.

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forrest gump Too late forrest, run, run, RUN!

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]