Little kids certainly do hurt themselves in some unique ways, but we've never seen a case of unexpected bodily harm documented quite like this.
If there's any person who can promptly pull out some ridiculous examples, however, it's the school nurse. Those people have seen everything and more!
Just look at the case one recently treated:
While the number of nachos that end up in a student's eyes is probably fairly high, the number of times this sends them to the nurses' office is ... well, one.
Hey, at least that's gotta keep it interesting.
Think about it. If you're the elementary school nurse, how many kids show up there with a mere skinned knee, or a temperature that is perfectly normal?
This is why you get up in the morning.