Sunday night on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 18, Kourtney and Kim were abuzz over Khloe Kardashian's "shady" behavior of late.
She's been hanging out with a rapper named French Montana - gasp - and even crazier than that, she hasn't told her older sisters anything. Anything!
Meanwhile, Khloe notices that Kris Jenner overwhelmed lately and has been neglecting some of her manager duties, showing up late and leaving early.
It's one thing to be a Momager who gets the job done and makes you filthy rich despite an utter lack of talent. It's another to be one who sucks.
Khloe is pretty steamed in particular about how, in a recent radio interview, she was asked questions about both French Montana and Lamar Odom.
As Momager, Kris should've quashed that at the onset.
Kim is also pissed at her mom for meddling with her assistant and finding out all of her wedding plans with Kanye, which were supposed to be top secret.
The Momager also flips when Kim says she doesn't bridal shower, and that's the last straw for KIm, who vows to move in with Kourtney until she finds a new house.
Kris, naturally, calls Kourtney's house nonstop, voicing her disapproval. Later, they patch things up. Kris can still come to the wedding ... just BUTT OUT!
Later, Kim calls Khloe out on sneaking around with French Montana and her "friends" and giving her sisters the silent treatment, keeping them all in the dark.
What the heck is she up to?
Several nights after that, Kim and Jonathan Cheban stake out a club they know Khloe will be going to because they want to catch the shady one in the act.
With cameras. Staking out a club. Kim Kardashian.
Sorry, but the scripted nature of what you see when you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online is full-on absurd sometimes. And it gets worse:
They see Lamar Odom walking towards the club!
When Khloe rolls up with French, Jonathan and Kim rush over to tell her the news. Cue shock and awe! Khloe doesn't know what to do about this situation.
Lamar ends up not coming inside the club, probably because he was filmed at different place or a different night we're guessing which helps Khloe.
Kim totally can sense that Khloe and French are dating and it makes her happy, while Khloe finds comfort in the fact that Kim totally had her back this whole time.
Aww. And they all lived happily ever after in scripted, wealthy bliss that was all made possible by the Kim Kardashian sex tape all those years ago.
Just saying. That's what started it.